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After UFC 126, it’s no longer a secret that Steven Seagal has been living in the shadows for decades (possibly centuries) and shaping the course of history with his powerful influence. With this astonishing new relevation now public knowledge, the internet has responded accordingly. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Steven Seagal “Inventor Steve” meme.

seagal sliced bread

seagal jesus

The idea (as well as these examples) are from FilmDrunk. Vince, the guy who runs that site, is welcoming submissions for future “Inventor Steve” submissions. If you’re so inclined, you can get the original image here and send him your finished submissions at Enjoydat.

  • frickshun


  • shawn

    waaaaatup dude. gonna try to start posting a bit more often. tell your mother i said hello.

  • agentsmith

    “The Octagon?  Yeah, I came up with that in Japan like 30 years ago.  Not the UFC cage, I mean the shape itself.”

  • frickshun

    Shawn–>tell her yourself when the paternity test results come in….

  • Omomatta

    “The Triangle? I invented that in the early seventies in Brazil. I’m an ass man, you know. I’d visit from time to time and cruise the beaches to pick up whores. One night this broad giving me head you know……as soon as I was about to pop I threw one leg up over her head, hooked the figure four position and the rest is history. Sure she wasn’t happy, but it’s not like she could do anything…..well, she couldn’t do anything after I hooked her leg. Anyways, to make a long story longer, I was on the beach and some Carioca looking motherfucker started shit with me. Next thing I know I was on my back and he was out cold on my crotch……just like that hooker. I guess the rest is history….Fucking Unoriginal Bastards!!! The Nogueiras are cool though.”

  • Take It Easy

    forced meme

  • Letibleu

  • glassjawsh

    how about something like “so i sez to the romans i sez, nobody’s going to tell me who is and who isn’t the son of God! nail that Jew bastard to a cross!”

  • Rodriguez

    Steven Segal is not a meme is a meme.

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