Satire is awesome. I wish people would do it more.
“Everyone says they want to be the next Strikeforce,” said Strikeforce Head Honcho Scott Coker. “Well, with ProElite’s assets, and, um, the fact that we already are Strikeforce, I think we’re going to be the next Strikeforce. The Strikeforce of Strikeforces, if you will. Wait, now I’m confused…” The first rumored Strikeforce event on Showtime may be in April, and will feature Scott Smith against Benji Radach.