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Subo Takes His Medicine

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I’ll be around more.

  • Jarman

    Well, you made that seem relatively easy. Although I’m sure that’s just because the video only has about 4.5 seconds post-gulp. Even had some color to it. I’m sure that’s anti-climactic for Jawsh.

  • greenseed

    fake and gay imo

  • iamphoenix

    no one disrespects internet impatience time. NO ONE!!!

  • subo

    1. Not a hoax. If you think I’m lying, then fuck you.
    2. The taste wasn’t as bad as I thought it would, but it’s a weird texture and as warm as your mouth – like, exactly. I clicked off the vid because I wanted one take and watching me possibly puke wasn’t part of the deal.

  • fightlinker

    and he still did it faster than i did the caning

  • subo

    Oh, but only by like six months or so.

  • iamphoenix

  • CAP

    About time you manned up, better late than never.

  • Jarman

    lol phoenix. lol.

    I just hope Cerrone knows that someone got fucked worse than his ufc record due to that fight.

  • Symbul

    Good job. I was worried Fightlinker’s credibility would continue to suffer, with not manning up to that bet. Now there’s nothing standing in the way of Ryan’s press credentials.

    Props for admitting it wasn’t that horrible.

  • iamphoenix

  • subo

    I’m so sorry Roxy

  • glassjawsh

    can’t fake looks of shame and disgust. I’ll allow it.

    can’t help but feel that my plan to do it in front of 50 people at midnight on new years is somehow less humiliating than taping yourself. alone. in your moms basement.

  • dick

    I offered to play CSAC for this one, but he turned me down.

  • frickshun

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Excellent work.  Good on ya.

    In regards to your banter with Senior Bailey, you did say you have it done and uploaded by the day after the fight.

  • scissors61

    Ew, a ginger

  • subo

    Fuck you, my beard is the only red hair I have

  • SST

    FAKE!

  • drunkenjunk

    another 1/2 breed

  • Reverend Clint

    its funny subo looks like a guy i wprk with and ryan looks like my boss

  • MadMan

    i detect signs of deception.

    why the fuck does he stand there filling up the glass with his pants
    unbuttoned…implying that he is actually peeing into the glass…out of his bellybutton. LAME!

    why the fuck was there a need to pull Roxy into this whole thing…why did you have to even mention her name or wear her shirt. LAME!

    my opinion has NOT changed…FUCK YOU SUBO :)

  • G Funk

    Internet impatience time FTW!

  • McBayne

    Tell us again about the time Cerrone’s sister waved at you when you saw her as you were walking out of Hot Topic?

    GODDAMNIT SKYPE WITH RYAN FOR AN HOUR, GET DRUNK AND TALK ABOUT SHIT.

    the lack of podcasts makes me so mad I could almost read a kid nate article. I’m completely and utterly numb on the inside and reading one, from start to finish, is the only way to remind that pain is better than empty hollowness.

  • McBayne

    fuck it, I’m reading a piece by Gross.

  • ghostboner

    That was neat and everything but… Maybe you could eat a turd now or something? I am just not quite satisfied for some reason. What’s the lame excuse for taking so long?

  • iamphoenix

    he didn’t have to pee.

  • noiseless

    jesus, subo. you’re GROSS! (congratulations)

  • Reverend Clint

    how taste your pee pee

  • Grappo

    are you squirting it out of a syringe or something?   just want clarification on what it is that I’m seeing, because I’m definitely not seeing you pee into the glass (which i didn’t expect to see anyway) – unless you have some deformity where your junk is halfway up your abdomen

     

  • subo

    I’m pissing into the glass. Do you not see the sag in the jeans? They’re quite low. Pud’s hanging out of the top of the boxers, which I’m covering with the hand.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    That’s what you get for tryin’ ta be a gangster.

  • I am the Liquor

    You drank apple juice.

     

    Good for you.

     

     

     

     

  • Grappo

    I’m pissing into the glass. Do you not see the sag in the jeans? They’re quite low. Pud’s hanging out of the top of the boxers, which I’m covering with the hand.

    I’m going Zapruder on this shit with all the MSPaint skills at my disposal.

    I’m estimating the placement of The Dick Line (TDL for future reference) since I can’t see your penis, nor the top of the container.  It can’t be much lower than pictured, and to have a higher placement would make things even more suspect.

    In normal jeans (non-sag, as yours are) my average penis hangs well lower than the bottom of my back pocket.  Even with your pants pulled up to your waist line (Fourth frame, as evidenced when you turn around to sit down) TDL still appears to be around waist level.   I’m not quite calling shenanigans, but skeptics and conspiracy theorists will likely be debating the Magic Penis Theory for years to come.

     

  • Symbul

    Someone call Keith Kizer to get this sorted out.

  • thingvolds

    that looked like piss to me. at least enough to make me wretch.

  • agentsmith

    Even if he did actually piss in the glass, he turned around plenty long enough to switch glasses before drinking.

  • CAP

    If it was actual piss, you drank more than I would have. Shows what a cum guzzler you are.

  • frickshun

    I think there’s 1 theory that none of you have considered.

  • dick

    Derek- see what happens when you don’t let me watch you piss? Now even if you can debunk this TDL theory, people will still say you switched out or used one of these:

    http://www.thewhizzinator.com/lifestyle-products/the-whizzinator-in-black

    Which by the way would have been an excellent buy based on the amount of use you could get out of it.

  • CAP

    micropenis is the only acceptable answer.

  • Komodo

    Sadly, the only thing that freaks me out about any of this is the fact that you pronounce your nick “SUBB-oh”. I’ve been calling you “SUE-bo” the whole time. Shit’s all messed up for me now.

     

    Demystifying the devil… right here on Fightlinker.

  • MadMan

    micropenis = very likely….but i would go with–subo is a deceptive douche.
    there is no fucking way that he was actually pissing in that glass, and for him to tell Grappo that he IS pissing in the glass in the video….lyin’ sack’o shit.

  • frickshun

    OKAY FINE!! I’ll be the 1st to admit…..I wanted to see Subbo’s balls. There, I said it.

  • I am the Liquor

    You’ll have to wait until his mom is done washing them in her mouth before you can see them.

  • frickshun

    There is 1 person that likes Subotic:

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Ok, I hate a welching, cheating honky as much or more than any of you but I think this passes the test.  The appearance of his pants sagging while half-off does suggest what you all are thinking, but look at the more informative still youtube uses as the movie thumb.  It establishes that his knee is at or above the seat of the chair while his pants are on.  Chair seat heights hover around 20 inches unless its a drafting chair and I don’t think the top of the frame is twice that.

    Still, he should have done it just wearing some damn boxers.  We’ve already seen his nipples, so it’s not a big deal.

  • frickshun

    Nothing grosses me out more than Subotic’s dungarees.

  • Night Rider

    @Frick lol agreed. that word is awful, last time I heard that I decided I would never no matter how old I get, call jeans dungarees.

     

    This is the type of sentence that dungarees belongs in:

     

    I ripped my Dungarees when I left my trailer this morning, I’ll have marm put another patch on em’ fir’ me.

  • subo

    If it helps, I’m 6’3 and a grower not a show-er.

  • G Funk

    Something tells me agent has a second outtie belly button(It runs in the Asian blood line).

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Goddamn, now the BE boys are shitting on you for being a phony.  Sorry man.

    Hey, it’s good to be back, right?

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