Okay, this blows my mind so I just thought I’d make a public service announcement on the site. If you do any kind of grappling or jiu-jitsu, for fucks sake … wear a cup. This seems like the most basic thing you should have to tell people, alongside “Don’t shit your pants” and “Leave 15 year old girls alone”. Why? Read this little snippit from one of our jackals’ jiu-jitsu blogs:
There was a guy there who I remember used to give me some trouble. We used to be about the same level. This time though he was either tired or out of shape or something (or maybe I am improving!) but he had nothing for me. I managed to triangle him despite crushing my balls badly (still considering whether I should wear a groin guard or not.)
Dear lord, jiu-jitsu is gay enough even without the mental image of someone’s face crushed into someone’s nuts. I consider myself to be pretty secure in my sexuality, but I draw the line at rolling with people who don’t wear cups. It’s fucking gross, and you can feel that shit all up on yo’self: cock on your thigh when passing guard, testicles on your chest when you get mounted. It’s terrible. Really terrible.
So as a public service announcement from everyone who doesn’t like to feel your squishy genitals pressed up against them, I implore you all: WEAR A GODDAMN CUP WHEN ROLLING.