Yeah, I know this is up there on a Vagina-Meter along with my post on Dana White’s eyebrows
, but what the fuck. You’re Tank Abbott. You were once the baddest dude in the UFC, and now you’re wearing buckled loafers like a goddamn pilgrim at Thanksgiving dinner or some shit. Then again, considering the number of times Tank Abbott has been knocked out I’m surprised he’s not wearing a diaper and a bicycle helmet.