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Thank God for bad cell phone reception

You know you’ve made it as a female celebrity when the paparazzi start trying to catch nekkid pictures of you on the sly. Which means today is that day for Arianny Celeste, because Egotastic has pictures of her in the nude on a hotel balcony.

Aside from a minor case of manback in a few pictures, she looks even better than she did in Playboy. That’s because most guys don’t need their naked chicks dipped in glitter and posed goofy ways. We like em splayed out or bent over tying their shoes, and if they don’t know we’re seeing it then all the better. Men are perverts, not art connasseurs.

(thanks to the Reverend Clint for the find)

  • iamphoenix

    If only it was justin bieber

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    I think we all know where that hair brush is ending up…

  • Grappo

    whatever she had, it’s long gone now.

  • Reverend Clint

    she is plotting the downfall of Brittany

  • scissors61

    Arianny has manback? What the hell does Rousey have then?

  • Symbul

    Much better than the garbage Playboy pictures (also way creepier).


    Pretty face, great tits… ass of a long haul trucker.

  • Reverend Clint

    Pretty face, great tits… ass of a long haul trucker.

    yes winner

  • Letibleu

    i liked it more than playobore like the drummer guy said

  • noiseless

    wow. that’s actually pretty hot, considering her ass lo…oh we did the ass jokes? hm. she’s nice tho.

  • P W

    So that’s what my ass would look like if I’d wax it and put on a thong!

  • Mal666

    lol wow she looks like cheech marin from the back naked

  • CAP

    ^I don’t want to know how you know that.

  • dawgbone

    I love her outrage on twitter over the incident. She feels like her privacy was violated…

    Umm, who expects privacy while standing naked on a hotel balcony?

  • agentsmith

    The world is only allowed to see her tits if they legally purchase her issue of Playboy.

  • Letibleu

    Tiki made a tape.

  • BrasileiroMMA

    Where’s the hip and the big ass? …I love Brazil!