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That Fedor jerk totally speaks English

Frank Trigg was on last Sunday’s Rebellion MMA radio show and while he didn’t shed any more light on that time he allegedly throttled his ex-wife, he did share this entertaining story about drinking vodka with Fedor:

“[Fedor and I] are sitting there in the hotel bar and we’re talking and we’re having a great time and all of a sudden I realize that this fool speaks English. I was like ‘Come on man, you’re really going to pull this?’ It’s not good English or clear English but you can definitely understand it enough to talk to him. He was just like ‘Nah, I don’t like doing it because I don’t feel comfortable on the microphone’ and we were just talking for five minutes in a straight English conversation without a translator.”

“Then he goes ‘You know its funny’ and I go ‘What’s that?’ and he says ‘The more you drink vodka, the better you think your Russian is.’ That was when I first started realizing how the world works.”

So you can add Fedor to the list of people who pretend they can’t speak english just to f*ck with us. Like Anderson Silva! And that Asian guy at the convenience store down the street from me. Maybe in 50 years when China rules the world that’ll be acceptable but for now you better speak American to me or I’ll punch you in the face with my freedom fist.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Sounds like he doesn’t feel comfortable speaking in public in a foreign language.

  • Giallo

    I have problems speaking in front of large groups, and my large ain’t no million

  • Ron Jeremy

    Он также следит за его образ, который на некоторое время было очарование, что так мало было известно о нем.

  • GluteusMaximus

    What else is there to tell.
    She got out of tune so he had to tune her up.

    That that is a crime around here is just the usual liberal agenda against the natural law of things.

    BTW Ryan, your not amerikan buddy.
    (And dont give me that north amerikan continent bullshit either.)

    You’ve got a Canadian I’m pleased as peaches to meet you fist.

    But the good news is that you can just be you, and we’re okay with that.

  • Symbul

    I don’t think Freedom Fists have been legalized in Canada.

  • kvelertak

    Yeah.. Frank Trigg is a good source of information

  • Ron Jeremy

    I have not seen one post from glutenpeniximus that makes sense as of yet. Google translate has not helped either.

  • iamphoenix

    ron jeremy is letibleu?

  • Ron Jeremy

    not quite. Letibleu is Ron Jeremy.

  • agentsmith

    It’s the same as Anderson Silva… yes he “speaks English”, but his English sucks so of course he’s self conscious about it.  There’s nothing devious about it.

  • Reverend Clint

    i come here to practice speaking retard

  • Reverend Clint

    even a teacher can learn something, especially from frick

  • frickshun

    Me smardt.