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The arrival of a new sanctioning body!

Fightlinker is proud to announce the formation of the MMA world’s second-ever sanctioning body, setting the stage for us to make lots of money off other people’s work!

“Assholes Making Money off Mixed Martial Arts”, or AMMOMMA, will do absolutely nothing that isn’t already done by athletic commissions, and in many cases we will actually do less! We will establish a set of unified rules based on the Unified Rules, ensure fighter safety by following the same standards already in place, and ‘sanction world championship bouts’. And by sanction, I mean sell the rights to the highest bidder.

AMMOMMA has strong ties to the fight industry, led by the highly respected Fightlinker staff and the rotting corpse of Ravishing Rick Rude. With these connections, AMMOMMA will create THE ULTIMATE TOP TEN LIST by doing an unprecedented poll on both the Underground AND Sherdog forums to see who is really #1 around the world. Well known Sherdog user “GraciezNuts” will be our lead forum pollster.

Remember to show up at our press conference next Wednesday which will feature a FREE STEAK DINNER and some fat boxing guys!

  • Swedish guy

    Is the “Just bleed” guy involved? If he isn’t, count me out.

  • Royal B.

    *insert Orsen Welles Applauding gif here*

  • frickshun

    I lost a 3 rd split decision against that kangaroo (hometown judging).

  • igorpunck

    free steak? i’m in

  • Xavier

    That Kangaroo could take Fedor.

  • Dru Down

    I refuse to acknowledge your sanctioning body until you shore up your credibility with a respectable pro-‘athlete’ type such as Bill Goldberg

  • fightlinker

    Dude. We’ve got the rotting corpse of Ravishing Rick Rude. Come on now.

  • nem0

    Oh man, free steak AND the rotting corpse of Ravishing Rick Rude?. Fightlinker knows the way to a girl’s heart.

  • Dru Down

    Weeeeeelll- it is true that Rude has long been synonymous with decorum and trustworthiness. Throw in a baked potato and you’ve got my support!

  • Tanner

    I’m glad you think that this hole WAMMA or WOMMA or what the hell ever its called situation is as ridiculous as I do.

  • DRU

    The assholes from the Roy Jones Jr camp can’t make any more money off his washed up ass so now they have decided to jump on the parasite bandwagon and suck as hard as they can

  • Jordan Breen

    I’m in.