So if you haven’t watched the show yet and don’t want to be spoiled, read no further. Seriously, stop now. I mean … what the fuck? You don’t want to find out what’s happening yet you come to an MMA news site? Okay, pseudo-news. But we still talk results once in a while, you know. So stop reading now! Now! Now! Okay, you’ve been warned.
The big TUF surprise wasn’t really that much of a surprise … while 0% of the universe predicted Dana White’s big announcement, I think we all pretty much knew as soon as we saw the teaser who was getting thrown off. Lo and behold, dumbass Jesse “Pee Pants” Taylor kicked out a limo window and ‘terrorized’ a bunch of women inside one of the Fertittas casinos. I’m still interested in knowing what ‘terrorized’ means in this case. For me, I terrorize women with my gigantic cock. It’s like Cloverfield all over again … people running and screaming and in the end everyone dies. Oops, looks like I spoiled that too. But if you didn’t want to know about my monster dick, then why did you come to my penis blog and MMA pseudo-news site?
Anyways, my boy Amir took out CB Dollaway with a surprise armbar halfway through the third round. I had pretty much given up on Amir because he kept on walking into CB’s takedowns and CB seemed happy to ride the rounds out on top. I dunno if I’d call the fight ‘really good’, but I was invested because I like Amir and fucking despise CB, so it got my heart rate up.
With Jesse out, they brought back CB and Tim Credeur to fight for their way into the finals. I tried to like Tim but he’s just kinda not very good at all. For a guy that talks about being a warrior obsessively he’s got the fighting spirit of a jittery squirril in an open field. He passed up about 50 good opportunities to turn the fight around and passed on em all. Dude needs to drink an extra large glass of killer instinct or something.
So now it’s Amir vs CB 2 for the finale, and I’ll be hoping to see that third-person talking moron CB lose again. If Amir has been training hard and not fucking around, I think he’ll come in twice as good as he was on the show. So with that, let’s roll on to the finals: WAR AMIR!