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Dana’s surprise coming early?

Oh dear god:

White and Lesnar on CNBC Today
UFC President Dana White and heavyweight sensation Brock Lesnar will appear live on CNBC’s “Power Lunch” today to announce an exciting new UFC deal. The show airs at 12:40pm ET.

It’s worth noting that CNBC is a financial / business channel, so I don’t think this has anything to do with Heath Herring being re-announced as Brock’s opponent. Again I’d just like to apologize to God, Krishna, Buddah, and of course Allah (most holy and high) for anything I may have done to upset y’all. That being said, I implore you: don’t let the big announcement be that the WWE is buying into the UFC. Blow some lightning bolts out your asses if you have to, smite Dana and hurl a pox on Lesnar. Whatever you guys gotta do.

  • Ross
  • Hattori Hanzo

    I cant see vince and dana working together.

  • jd

    Ross — that seems like the most probable scenario.

  • John Griffin

    Can I get a stream of this anywhere?

  • Gong

    Toys? Seriously?

  • jd

    Maybe he’s announcing him and Lesnar are gay?

  • Jemaleddin

    @jd: That’s a major announcement? That would blow our minds? From out in left field? Pshaw. Everybody knew that.

  • jd

    The major announcement from left field is for Thursday. Today is Tuesday.

    These are separate announcements.

  • jd

    jemaleddin — Did the cock on his chest give it away?

  • MacDaddy

    Or the fact that he chose to make a career out of hugging sweaty, muscular men in spandex clothes?

  • Dum-Dum

    Maybe he’s going to start a college draft and get wrestlers into an MMA training program or he’s going to start showing women fight with Brock volunteering for a sex change.

  • slinger

    absolutely nothing. god and damn it.

    brock is still a tool, and dana is still a tool. and now we get tool dolls. fuck.

  • Rob Enderle

    I misread that Dana was having a surprise coming out party early.
    No one would have been surprised of that.