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The ‘Is Jon Jones a douche?’ post

Jon Jones is an amazing fighter but is he an amazing person? Maybe he is and maybe he isn’t. The fact that he talks a noble game just seems to make us all the more eager to pierce it and see what kinda giant POS he is behind the facade. That’s why this morning instead of being all ‘OMG did you see Machida’s dead eyes?’ we’re instead watching this video where Jon’s coach Greg Jackson has to remind Jones to be a good sport and go check on Machida. Haters add this to other evidence such as the time Jones dumped Rampage on his face after the bell as proof Jon is a dickhead. I just call it proof that dickheads don’t like Jon Jones.

  • Blackula Jonez

    Fans bitch when fighters are too friendly and bitch when they are too mean, dickish or alpha.


    As long as you are violent in the cage win or lose I don’t care.

  • SkippyKid

    I think simply Jon Jones is a little kid. A really naive little kid. If you listen to him talk he says some of the weirdest things ever for a grown man to say.

    At the press conference he said he wanted to “take his parents on a wonderful magical vacation”.. wtf…?

    And he does things in fights that a kid would do..

  • Monstrosity

    Jon Jones has looked and acted the exact same since ive first seen him fight in the UFC. the big difference now. is that he is whipping the shit out of all the guys we used to say were the best LHW fighters, and people are getting butt hurt about it.

    i do have some friends who say they don’t like him cause of how he acts and talks before and after fights though.

  • frickshun

    ^^Soooooo you’re saying your friends’ butts all hurt?

  • shillyer

    Greg Jackson says some shit and that makes Jones a Douche? 

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  • Symbul

    I love Jon Jones in the cage. He does awesome things to people in there.

    Outside the cage, I think the guy’s an annoying douchebag. The worst part is his audacity to believe there’s a higher figure up there, helping him elbow Lyoto Machida in the face for money.

  • FiveBoltMain

    wah wah wah!

    People are just bitching because JBJ is destroying their idols. They have selective memories. Rampage threw two extra punches at Wandy while the ref was trying to pull him off. I don’t see anyone calling him a douche or a fake. JBJ is just having fun in the cage. As long as he doesn’t hold a choke longer than needed or throws a dirty punch, he can do whatever he wants in the cage.

  • Morghen

    SkippyKid: “And he does things in fights that a kid would do..”

    I know. My fucking kids are always trying to get away with those 12-6 elbows. What’s up with that shit?

    Also: Spinning back elbows.

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    not many people socially inept enough to explain their actual motives for actions like Greg Jackson.
    Greg creeps me out too, talking to his fighters like he’s breast feeding them.

  • SkippyKid

    Greg Jackson is a big creeper – agreed.

    Morg – what HEVEERR!!!!

  • Letibleu

    WTF is this thread? Bunch of overinvested fags with sand in their vaginas.

    Jones can do whatever the fuck he pleases cause he is badder than the honey badger.


  • frickshun

    The real question is not if he’s a douche, it’s “IS BLACK THE NEW BRAZILIAN?!?!”

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Power is intoxicating.  He’s a kid from Not Actually New York, so he’s just not tough enough to handle it. 

    He’ll either grow out of it as he matures or he’ll crash his Bentley and be found by EMS with a dead tranny between his legs.

  • ghostboner

    Yes. Yes he is.

  • iamphoenix

    honey badgers are fucking bad ass.

  • Reverend Clint

    i dont like the guy but its also kinda dumb to come over to your fucked up opponent while doctors are making sure he isnt brain dead and shake his hand. like lyoto is gonna remember or care. its ok to come by in shake hands and what not if its a tko or an armbar but after the guy passes out or is knocked out its stupid. It like when you hurt yourself and some asshole has to come by and say “hey man, are you ok?” “yeah i was just choked unconcious and dropped on the floor but im cool thanks”

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    the choking game with friends is fun for all

  • Monstrosity

    actually frickshun i have no friends… thanks /cry /masturbate /kills self

  • Danjo

    Jon *fucking* Jones.

    You bitches better recognize greatness when you smell it, and who gives fuck-all about his manners or the suttle nuances of his conversation.

    Machida the piss swiller can eat a side of shit with that.

  • DJ ThunderElbows


    Oh how I love a Danjo post.  But seriously, the internet isn’t talking about how fucking awesome that fight was, they’re talking about what his corner said to him afterward.

  • Danjo


    You fucking nazi.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Look at you: you’re not talking about how I agreed with you, you’re focusing on a spelling error.  Tsk-tsk.

  • Jarman

    didn’t jackson say: “go get some fans”? that seems like only something you’d tell a naive fighter, too caught up in a big win. seems like a sheltered, nice kid, in the light of a million disgruntled douchebags.