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The Karate Rap

Check out this hilarious retro karate video recently unearthed on the internet. At first I thought it was too good to be true and had to be fake till I tracked down the husband and wife team that made it and checked out some of their other great karate shows from way back in the day. Is there anything in the world better than white people rapping 80s style? White people rapping 80s style about karate!

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    It’s been about six hours since you’ve posted this and it’s still in-fucking-credible.

  • Fizzy

    Attention children/fans of 80s retro: this is what the 80s was actually like. It was weird and scary. You need to stop worshipping it.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    It was weird and scary. You need to stop worshipping it.

    These two statements are contradictory.

  • Fizzy

    Normally I would agree, but I draw the line at blonde perms and 808 clapping sounds

  • noiseless

    i’m gonna go against all my natural instincts and agree with DJ on this one. only because these are the only years i remember, and i have to cherish that.

  • CAP

    THAT. Was fucking scary awesome!

  • Reverend Clint

    looks like they filmed that on the set of big trouble in little china

  • noiseless

    ouch oh god, damn hearnia

  • agentsmith

    The chick reminds me of Cynthia Rothrock.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I used to love Rothrock as a kid, but this chick is way cuter.

  • glassjawsh

    agent. see if you can find the one where bas ruten’s self defense audio is dubbed over the scene. fucking classic

  • agentsmith
  • CAP

    That 80’s chick is the OG Karate Hotty!

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Bas should do commentary for every shitty martial arts movie.  Thank you cats for showing me the magic.

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