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The MMA Cyber Assassin

Esther passed on this strange email to me this weekend that I thought I’d share with you guys:

The professional fight business has a long history of being perceived as “dirty”. Perhaps Don King was the icon who set the stage for the fight business that today is filled with thieves, cons, scammers, cheats, liars, embezzlers, extortionists, blackmailers, sellouts, schemers, power brokers, control freaks, and even worse. Boxing made the fight business famous for disloyalty, dishonor, distrust, and betrayal. But certainly MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) is doing its part to take this treachery to the next level. It is staggering to see the number of MMA business people who have been ripped off in one way or another.

Are you one of those unfortunate victims? Do you want to do something about it? Have you exhausted your ability to recover your damages? Do you wish you could get some payback? Do you need to level the playing field? Do you demand satisfaction? If you could exert revenge, would you know how to, while eliminating your liability? Or, do you just want to walk away and allow yourself to continue to be a victim?

THE MMA CYBER ASSASSIN and his “The Killing Team” are the only specialists of this type, available anywhere, who can help you solve these types of problems, and who have a proven track record of doing so.

You can check out the MMA Cyber Assassin’s website right here, where it describes it’s services as ‘research, leverage, publicity, legal, confrontation, and protection.’ Confrontation seems like a bit of a bad idea, but I know a few dozen people who have worked with Todd Beard that might be interested in ‘protection.’ In the ‘registered kills’ section, they claims ‘Pat hciteliM’ as a ‘kill’, making me think these are the same people that harassed the shit out of Pat Miletich and claimed he was a devil-worshiping child diddler.

Oh, crazy MMA scene. You’ll never stop being entertaining.