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The new TUF features a gay pornstar fighter

Back when the Culinary Union tried to kick a gay hornet’s nest by declaring the UFC was anti-LGBT, Dana White countered with a very inclusive message for all his fighters:

“I’ll tell you right now, if there’s a gay fighter in the UFC, I wish he would come out. I could care less if there’s a gay fighter in the UFC. There probably is, and there’s probably more than one. It’s 2012. Give me a break.”

No fighters on the roster took Dana White up on his offer to proudly step out of the closet. But we now have the next best thing: one of the contestants on the upcoming season of the Ultimate Fighter is a gay porn star.

MiddleEasy’s Zeus took the bullet for the blogosphere and painstakingly paired up pictures of TUF fighter Dakota Cochrane with pictures of gay porn star ‘Danny.’ Just like with Chandella, we have a match! No word on if Dakota / Danny will have to apologize on twitter like Chandella and declare “this doesn’t represent who I am today.” He used to pound on guys, and now he pounds on guys. Seems pretty straightforward to me. Here’s Dakota showing the difference on Jamie Varner’s face:

What might not be so straightforward is Dakota Cochrane’s legit sexual orientation. Yep, just because you have a gay pornstar in your organization doesn’t mean you definitely have your first legit gay. From this Queerty article, it sounds like Dakota might be one of those ‘gay for pay’ folks:

Dakota Cochrane lost one match and won nine wins mostly by using a hold called “the Rear Naked Choke” (rad). He has also used a modified version of the rear choke as a versatile top in 17 Sean Cody scenes. … UNINSPIRING PORN QUOTES: Danny: “Yes [my girlfriend knows I’m doing gay porn], but she’s not happy about it.”

So while Cochrane may not be 100% pure raging homosexual, he’s still several dozen penises more gay than anyone else in the UFC right now. Let’s hope he makes it into the house and *gasp* wins TUF. Wouldn’t that just blow the minds of some meathead fans out there?

  • CAP

    well well well (TM)

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Pounding Jamie Varner’s mouth is the kind of BattleGay we can be proud of as Amurricans.

    I am DJ ThunderElbows and I approve this fighter and everyone like him.

  • frickshun

    We’d better consult Volds on this…..

  • scissors61

    This is gonna get real ugly on the blogs and boards. Hope the guy wins the whole thing just to rub it in the meatheads’ faces.

  • agentsmith

    His finishing move is the rear naked poke.

  • CAP

    This should be viewed much worse than Chandella, she only did soft core.


    Oh UFC and their inconsistency. We’ll see how this firms up!

  • Reverend Clint

    Chandella is an ugly ring girl… this guy is a fighter who will potentially bring in moneu. Chanella will never make dana anything but a sandwich


    Thought I read that they didn’t fire Chandelier. To my knowledge Zuffa has never made any statement about her porn past, they just kept silent and all the termination talk has just been internet buzz.


    Wonder if he disclosed this to Zuffa and FX prior to being accepted onto the show. If he didn’t, Zuffa and FX find themselves in a PC pickle (sword fighting meat pickles). Fire the guy under the “morality clause” in his contract for not coming clean and face the media backlash for being “anti gay”. Or keep the guy and get beat up in the media for having a fudge packing porn star on the roster.

    This guy is lose-lose. Best case scenario is that he has a poor / mediocre showing and he just fades away.

    Regular, everyday, loves-to-gargle-cock gay guy = gateway to a broader demographic and is good for business.

    Gay for pay on film = bad for business.

  • noiseless

    i don’t like this.

  • Grappo

    providing that Zuffa doesn’t decide to preemptively boot him off the show (they had to have known about this, and had to know it would blow up) this guy has a real shot to win the show.  also provided that he can make weight.  dude’s built like a tank.

  • iamphoenix

    also provided that he can make weight.  dude’s built like a tank.


    his dick is tank shaped? and i doubt theres any semen left up his butt cheeks that would hinder him making weight.

  • matthewpolly

    firing a gay for pay porn star is not anti-gay, it’s anti-porn, something Zuffa should be very concerned about since old boxers believing MMA to be human cockfighting nearly destroyed the sport. i bet he is quietly disappeared from the show.

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    Yep, fire him for being in porn. Easy call.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Why fire someone for being in porn?

  • P W

    ^ I don’t get it either. Suddenly a bunch of jackals turned into MPAA Ratings Board members.

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    Because it’s the right thing to do…GOD, do I have to explain everything?

  • fishead

    if they get rid of this guy due to his porn past… then we’ll all have to give up on our hopes of ever seeing Warmachine back in the UFC…

  • scissors61

    Polly, if you think firing this guy will play as “anti-porn” in the media, especially after Chandella kept her job, you’re nuts.

  • fishead

    seriously, though… if he passes his medicals and he performs well… does his history really matter?

    hell… the UFC could probably milk the shit out of this with an ad campaign touting the diversity in their roster…. get a bunch of guys talking about their backgrounds and then saying “…but when I step in the cage – I’m a fighter.”

  • glassjawsh

    I think the morale of this and chandella’s situation is that:
    jizzing on food = great for ratings
    getting jizzed on = not ok

    in all seriousness, there are certain parts of the this country (and the world I can tell you right now that dude’s never getting booked for abu dhabi) where id legit be concerned for that guy’s safety. and that’s sad.

    although the real tragedy here is some assholes decided to name their son dakota (ba dum tiss)

  • Jarman

    holy shit jawsh, that’s two threads in a row you delivered the shut down line. amazing.lawl’in!

  • Letibleu

    i just wanna hear Rogan say “he just ate a big one Mike” durring one of his fights.

  • iamphoenix

    there should be a supercut of fighters saying they’re going to bang each other, or pound on each other.


  • Reverend Clint

    they have had criminals and ex druggies on the show… why not a guy who blows dudes

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Fenix just hit his greatest idear since Galaxair’s hooves.


    fishead – “seriously, though… if he passes his medicals and he performs well… does his history really matter?”
    Yes, it matters.
    Posted on another MMA forum:

  • iamphoenix

    you guys are gay for looking up his gay porn.

    He would be king in the castle if he banged female buttholes instead of male ones.

    But cereally dj, someone with the time and motivation can make it happen. I’ll hire them to do it. Like, paid with internet comment praise and a thumbs up on youtube.

    This needs to be done for the sanctity of supercuts.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Yes, it matters

    Why?  Because he made something you don’t want to watch?  Don’t watch it.

  • P W

    Choking guys out and/or smashing peoples’ faces in in front of a camera = Totally acceptable, even encouraged.

    A past history of having sex in front of a camera = OH NO!!! It’s the end of the world!

    Stop acting like the man is a fucking rapist. Besides, it’s not like he’s running for Pope.


  • noiseless

    gfunk, you dead dude? autoerotic?

  • Reverend Clint

    atleast he will be prepared to get fucked by the ufc or a wrestler

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