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The Store is a Go!

Were you tired of all our empty promises about being able to sell you shirts? Well, fret no more. The store is up, and it’s ready to go. Because we actually have to manipulate the back end, the link at the top that says “store” won’t work for a few hours, but if you can’t wait that long to get your hands on our sweet swag, then click here to go to the store right now!

We have three sweet designs up, with more on the way next week. For all of you that are wondering “Where’s the Human Cockfighting shirts”, give us a bit of slack! These puppies take a bit longer to make. But they’ll be there soon enough.

**UPDATE** Well, it would appear that another bump in the road just arrived. Although it worked when we tested it, now it’s fucking up again. This is what you get when you have two idiots attempt to make a store. If you’re really itching for these shirts, you can simply send us a payment at on paypal, and we’ll send you one. Or you could wait 3 more hours while we debug it. Up to you…

  • Fightlinker Jackal

    Not working.

  • mike o

    techno viking? :/
    some mildly funny obscure youtube video
    does not a shirt make

  • cyph

    Why not take Sam Caplan’s route and plaster ads all over your site?

  • x5BoltMainx

    Okay sure, most parties will be full of people who barely know Randy Couture, let alone why he needs to be freed. But consider it an excellent icebreaker. When a girl (or boy) comes and asks “What’s Free Randy mean?” you can punch them in the face and go “That’s for being an ignorant cunt / bastard”.

    LMAO. Do you take money orders? I don’t use Paypal because it’s the devil. The screwed me over a couple of yrs ago & I vowed never to use them again.

  • dulljake

    We can make exceptions for people that don’t want to use Paypal. You can send us an email at and I’ll see what I can do for you!

  • Card

    I like the techno viking shirt.

    How about pick up – you guys live in Toronto? =) $10 bucks to ship within Canada = ouch.

  • jd

    Can I pick it up at UFC 83? :)

  • dulljake

    yes. we will have a booth somewhere and we will be pimping off dat shit!

  • Higgz

    Is this store being run by M-1 Global?

    “The store is working…well, we INTENDED for it to work…technically it was going to work…We no longer are doing business with the store…”

  • KB

    You call 2 shirts a store? Sounds more like a homeless street entrepreneur dishing out his goods from a shopping cart at an intersection in a shady neighborhood.

    Love the site :-D

  • Higgz

    KB – You don’t have to add a complement at the end of a post to let them know you’re kidding. Around here, we pretty much just bust on each other and understand it’s all in good fun. And if it’s not in good fun, that’s okay too. Douche!

  • tophw

    you guys should offer all of the shirts in an alternative white color. Summer is coming and wearing black will make you absorb light and sweat the hell out of you.

  • jd

    white is for fags