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The Tito and Dana show

Tito Ortiz showed up for the weigh-ins yesterday wearing the above classy bit of attire (and yes, the picture is 100% real). Sadly, Dana White was missing from the event, as he was from the pre-event press conference and the TUF media day. Normally I wouldn’t be too concerned, but Dave Meltzer’s jedi-like premonitions seem worrisome: “Obviously something major is wrong.”

Past that, Tito was on Sports Center proving once again that he is the word’s greatest wordsmith (second only to his girlfriend, that is).

“You know, Dana White is just a monster, it just really comes down to him really being a bully, he’s a class clown bully that picks on somebody who has a right, uh an educated fighter who’s been fighting for his rights for the whole time, that’s what it really comes down to. What it really comes down to they take advantage of the fighters and I’ve been an outspoken fighter and just because I have great fans who support me 100% I’m able to say my voice and speaking the voice I’ve been speaking has been loud amongst what I’ve been saying.”

It really gets better from there but trying to write out the jibberish that’s coming out of Tito’s mouth is like trying to transcribe a bunch of old Micro Machine commercials. So I’ll just let you guys watch the damn thing for yourself and laugh. I’ve managed to speak with better composure after being pulled over by the cops all hopped up on goofballs.

  • Wu Tang

    Oww damn… Untelivised event? Unspell check event?

  • fightfan

    So old…….Maybe it was a little funny 10 years ago, the first time he wore a shirt with shit talk on it. After about 15 times it gets a little old

  • Wu Tang

    Oww damn, im retarded… :P

  • sonzai

    It’s like listening to GW Bush…after he’s been smacked in the head a few thousand times.

  • crs

    I love how Tito thinks he’s a scholar because he went to community college night classes with teenage mothers and people on probation. Fuck Yale, save yourself 40 grand and go to the Huntington Beach Technical Institute. GEDs welcomed.

  • kentyman

    “…and I’ve got three more years left in my life…”

    :) !

    “…in competition…”