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The UFC says goodbye to Octo-tits

Two down, one to go

The UFC has effectively ditched the third wheel on its fake tits express. That’s right Brittany has been taken off the UFC.com Octagon Girls page. She apparently was fired after confusing what channel UFC Live was on. How dare she confuse two mildly successful cable channels! But who really know the whole story.

She tweeted this the other day:

And then posted this:

I know a lot of you guys and probably some gals liked Brittany the best out of the 3 but not me. She just looked and acted plastic though I do admit from some angles, pretty much only ones that showed her ass, she looked ok.

So I’d like to take the opportunity to say to Dana White, bring back Logan and/or Natasha. We need to balance the fake juggs and plastic faces with some natural looking girls. Plus Arianny seems colder than a Russian winter while Logan and Natasha were like an Alpine spring… fresh and invigorating.

UPDATE: I’m a hack and Dana says she isn’t fired.

And she is back on UFC.com… guess some IT nerd must have screwed the pooch and jizzed in the server or something.

Anyways there are some pics of Octotits after the jump.

 

 

  • CAP

    Pimping Spike TV instead of Versus is probably grounds for being fired in Dana’s book right now. She seems like a nice girl but there are hotter ones out there that can hold a card and chew gum at the same time.

  • Mal666

    WTF is she fired or not fired Dana White is saying she is stil with UFC

  • frickshun

    Those are some of the least flattering pics I’ve ever seen of her.

    STILL DON’T FUCKING CARE.

  • Blackula Jonez

    what frick said, and if you guys really hated chandella you would start talking about how hot she his and make arianny all jelly and then conspire to get rid of her.

     

    just sayin… since ring girls matter so much to some fans.

  • G Funk

    Black have you been prescribed meds recently? Your posts are getting harder to understand as of late.

    And Frick got sand in his vag during his beach volleyball games or is on the rag.

  • Reverend Clint

    yeah i guess dana is all up in arms… called us and cagepotato hack websites

     

  • Monstrosity

    IMO she had the best face and ass out of the 3 which = she was the hottest. but eh i thought Logan was the hottest before too.

    NEXT

  • CAP

    hacks.

  • glassjawsh

    just bring back natasha already you faggots

  • SST

    Rampage thinks Subo is retard just like us:

    “Subo: Are you prepping with WolfsLair? Who are you bringing in?

    Jackson: I’m bringing my team. I get real tired of that question.”

    http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2011/7/19/2282954/ufc-135-press-conference-video-and-live-coverage-with-dana-white-jon

  • agentsmith

    Jawsh is correct on this matter.

  • Billytk

    WTF that’s BS if they actually got rid of her, and IF they did I’m sure it had more to do with Arriany being jealous of Brittany’s popularity then it did with a slip of the tongue about spike instead of versus

  • Letibleu

    I couldn’t care less about any of the octagirls now. They are all meh to ewww on my scale. I see hotter chicks outside my window on the bike path as I type this.

  • Komodo

    Clint you octohack. Don’t scare people like that.

     

    *weep

    *tug, tug, tug

     

    I would like to see Logan back though.

  • SHORT_BUS

    They really need to shit can that black chick.

  • P W

    “I couldn’t care less about any of the octagirls now. They are all meh to ewww on my scale. I see hotter chicks outside my window on the bike path as I type this.”

    Seriously. Take away the bolt-on tits and the one inch thick layer of make-up and you have a totally average chick. I think Logan was the only one who actually looked like a model (because she used to be one) and not like a stripper.

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