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This just in: Struve is tall, Mighty Mouse is teeny

As if the one foot height difference between Stefan Struve and Pat Barry isn’t ridiculous enough, 6′-11″ Struve and 5′-3″ Demetrious “Mighty Mouse” Johnson were good enough to answer the burning question on everyone’s minds: “What would those two look like beside each other?”  Well, sir… dig it.  I seriously wonder if Johnson has to shop for clothes in the boys department at Nordstrom’s, like Prince.

More fun with size disparity after the jump…

Not the knee, the cock!  Punch him in the cock, it’s your only hope!

From yesterday’s press conference:

If there’s one thing that both Pat Barry and Mighty Mouse will learn from their fights this weekend, it’s that the nostrils truly are the windows to the soul.

  • Reverend Clint

    i saw that pic like months ago… way to keep up with the news

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    The second one is new to me – awesome.

  • dick

    With his actual opponent:

    @Danawhite said “The biggest height different in UFC history!”

  • Blackula Jonez

    The second one is new but the first has been out for a while now, may have even been posted here before.

  • frickshun

    It’s all new to me you thankless faggots!!

  • Reverend Clint

    thats because you are dumb as fuck

  • glassjawsh

    ^ lulz