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Tim Kennedy still trying to be funny

I remember one thing that annoyed me about HDNet Fights Reckless Abandon (besides the homo name and all the gay ‘come hither’ eye closeup shit) was that they tried to get Tim Kennedy to ham it up during the promo for his fight with Mayhem Miller. They’d show Mayhem cracking jokes and then tried to have Kennedy play some kinda comedic straight guy role. At the end he stuck out his tongue and said “My prediction is for a ridiculously hilarious fight where we will both be laughing between every round.” Honk.

Let me tell you something: no one wants any humor in their fucking MMA. I certainly don’t … MMA is a serious sport and should be dealt with as such! Sure, I loves me some good times outside the octagon but the second the bell rings I don’t want any laughs or hugs or high fives. It’s time to kick that fucker’s teeth in. Certain acts of cruel hilarity like Randy Couture spanking Tito, Frank Shamrock doing the ‘time for bed’ motion, etc will be permitted. But come on … hammy buddy buddy shit should be verboten

Anyways, the point of this post was supposed to be about a video Tim Kennedy did for the IFL where he displays the ‘Tiger Claw’ fighting move. Apparently the IFL thought it would be entertaining television to film MMA fighters showing different moves. Thank Jesus Tim decided to spice it up a little bit, because otherwise it would have been terrible. Okay, so maybe this post was just an excuse to bring up how gay the whole sensual eye cam was, and how not funny Tim was during Reckless Abandon. Do these posts really need to make any kind of real sense? Can’t I just say dick fart shit haha homo fags and call it a day?

  • bmiller

    It was kinda funny. I mean I didnt laugh out loud and fall on the ground or nothing like that, but it gave me a nice smile to start my day. Not everybody can be as funny as you fightlinker. Give timmy some sort of credit, not just anybody can be on the same funny level that you are.

  • fightlinker

    Yeah, I liked the tiger claw too :-) The whole reckless abandon promo … not so much.

  • Clinton

    I don’t know anything about reckless abandon, but I though the tiger claw thing was amusing.

  • Matt (tapout name shitstain)

    The tiger claw thing wasn’t funny until the guy asked if it was legal.

  • Swedish guy

    haha he said fart everybody!!!1!

  • yenny

    Speaking of Tiger Claw, there was a pre fight video for Rumble on the Rock with Dennis Hallman. (usually it’s the featured fighter kicking and throwing jabs). Dennis gets on there and does a bunch of karate death chops with a very serious face for about 2 minutes while they dub his thoughts about the fight over it. Gold.

  • Fightlinker Jackal

    What’s with the youtube style videos?

  • suspiria

    I was with u up until dick fart shit…quit while your ahead man

  • Big D D

    “Can’t I just say dick fart shit haha homo fags and call it a day?”