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Tim Sylvia is always good for some lulz


You probably don’t spent a whole lot of time wondering anything about Tim Sylvia. But just in case you were wondering if he’d been training seriously for his Titan FC fight tonight against TUF 10 washout Abe Wagner, you may find part of the answer via the scale he stood on at the weigh-ins yesterday. It said “No.” Actually, it said “Aaaaargh! You’re killing me!” Okay, scales don’t talk. Well, some do, but even those only tell you how much a person weighs. This one said Timmy is currently 311 pounds.

And to think he was talking about laying off the food and preparing for a title run! Now it’s showdown time and the guy won’t even take his shirt off for the weigh-ins. He has the good grace to seem embarrassed about it, but we already knew the one thing Tim’s really great at is feeling bad about himself. It’s why I’m not gonna shit on him too much. Let he who hasn’t eaten three boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts on the toilet while weeping cast the first stone.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Krispy Creme?

    I just lost all respeck for you.

  • Jim

    “Let he who hasn’t eaten three boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts on the toilet while weeping cast the first stone.”

    Well, that shuts me up!

  • SST

    subo i told this fat fuck would never make weight at HW again.

  • chim55

    “Let he who hasn’t eaten three boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts on the toilet while weeping cast the first stone.”

    HAHA Tim, you useless fat fuck.

    You waste of oxygen, pig mother fucker.

    I bet Tim wins.

  • CAP

    It’s called EFFORT Tim. Give it a try. I thought Mercer would have knocked some sense into him.

  • glassjawsh

    HAHAHAHA humors!

    ill cast the first stone though, stop eating fast food you fat titted fuck!!

  • lukustra

    311 pounds of fat that is still gonna demolish abe “cock” wacker.

  • Reem.Hadouken

    Where are those idiots saying he should be back in the UFC?

  • frickshun

    Fat people are an endless source of humor.

  • fightfan

    Its gonna be one of those “super heavyweight fights” know where the dudes are such fat slobs that they are too embarrassed to take off their shirts. What a fall from grace, former UFC HW champ to a 311 lb fat ass that wears shirt out of embarrassment.

  • P W

    Comedic genius Gary Larson never drew skinny people because he considered them boring. All his characters are fat (and therefore funny).

  • Jim Harbaugh Scramble

    Big Tim really fucked this up. He was about 277 for his last fight, IIRC. now he balloons up this big again. He is never getting back down to 265, that fat shit obviously doesn’t care.

  • islandguy

    I think that was kilos not pounds actually.

  • SST

    By next year, he’ll be ready for the weight loss show, Biggest Loser.

  • Jim Harbaugh Scramble

    that fight was good for some lolz.

    Big tim should have hit the weight room.

  • SST

    32 sec! LOL!

  • Reverend Clint

    Abe Wagner is better than Fedor

  • scissors61

    32 seconds…goddamn, Timmy. Goddamn. 


  • GoldenArms

    the curse of fedor

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Rollin’ Hard – Are you really not giving Timmy his due credit for fucking his career – and what athletic skill he developed and injected at MFS – in the throat and leaving it for dead?


  • Predator8u

    Come on! your an ex-champion for god sake. show some effort.