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Tim Sylvia’s ‘sexual experience’

Just an FYI: when you ‘lose’ the belt, you don’t actually lose the belt. You get to keep it and the new champion just gets their own. Why? Because you never know what the last guy did with the belt while it was his:

“I’ve had sex before with the belt on. That was back in the Ricco Rodriguez days. The night I won the belt I had a sexual experience with the belt on. But hey, I was 25 years old and it was the biggest thing that ever had happened to me in my life. The girl was like hey, are you going to take that thing off. And I said no, I’m not-I’m wearing it and if you have a problem with it, then I’m leaving.”

I’m sure she responded with “So long as I get paid you’re free to do whatever you want!” But hey, it’s cute that Tim Sylvia now talks to us about his ‘sexual experiences’. I’m sure his psychiatrist told him that ‘sexual experiences’ were okay to talk about and perhaps ‘sharing his sexual experiences with his contemporaries’ would help him ‘make lasting connections and friendships’. Of course I’m not too sure that meant a stoner radio host and the mouth breathers who listen to Sherdog radio. But as they say, beggers can’t be choosers.

  • Omomatta

    So you’re telling me that doing it with my championship little league jacket on is probably not normal………….my wife must love me a lot.

  • Atom

    I read this on mmamania when it came through on my rss feed, and thought about passing this along to FL.. but then I remembered who I was dealing with, and had faith that it would be posted within the hour. God bless ya. I knew you wouldn’t let me down.

    And Tim doesn’t understand where all the ridicule comes from.

  • MacDaddy

    I hate myself a little for this, but since that whole Matt Hughes autobiography episode, I’m actually starting to feel sorry for Timmeh.

  • Swedish guy

    WTF…?! Today’s posts are just insane thus far.

  • #1 jackal

    Timmeh just sets himself up to get made fun of. It doesnt matter what great things he has done in the UFC and all of the great fighters he has beat.

    All he will be remembered by is,
    Wearing the belt everywhere (even during sex)
    Getting toyed with by Couture
    Shitting his pants on a UFN night
    Getting made fun of by Hughes in his autobiogrpahy
    Silly mohawk
    Inbreed Side burns
    Walking like a gimp retard and not a former UFC champ

    ……..maybe i will think of more later

  • Atom

    more for the list…

    -that TV Dating Show
    -getting his arm snapped (that was exciting)

  • #1 jackal

    Those are all good ones.

    The thing about that dating show was that he was drinking a girlie bitch drink.
    There was also a picture floating around (for some movie) of his big fass ass taking a shower. And chuck liddell was near him.

  • jaydog

    Right. Like you wouldn’t get busy with the belt on just once if you were champ. Sure, Big Tim is a punch line, but who isn’t? Life’s too short to be overly image conscious. Speaking of which, I thought Tim was charming on the Sherdog radio show. And sure, I’m breathing thru my mouth righ tnow, but I’ve got a stuffy nose, dammit! The only thing that irks me about the Timmy “bringin SexyBelt” is why he chose to “confess” that story. He’s gone born again christian and bought into the Matt Hughes MMA religion pyramid scheme. Ick!

    I just wanna dedicate this comment to FightLinker’s ass-polyps. Get well soon, dude.

  • Toxie

    I wonder which bout lasted longer that night????

  • higgz

    I’ll never be the same after the mental picture.

    Also for the list: didn’t he say something about “dumb cripples” or am I thinking of someone else?

  • Erin

    Ya know I sued to make jokes about Syliva wearing that stupid belt everywhere, but I didn’t think even he would go there. Such an image I NEVER wanted to have.

  • marshal

    The part Tim left out…halfway through he slipped out and was screwing leather. The girl was disgusted and left. He finished of course. That’s when his long infamous love affair with the belt began.

  • Zurich

    LOL @ ‘mouth breather’ comment – funny, because it’s true. I don’t think Big Tim is stupid for having sex with the belt on (I’d wager every UFC champ has at some point), but I think he’s stupid for admitting it. WTF is a ‘sexual experience’? Sounds like a euphemism for ‘dirty hooker sex’.

  • Captain

    Man I can’t even imagine what kind of hideous trollocity any chick who fucks with Timmy must look like.

  • ACanadianPotHead

    “The girl was like hey, are you going to take that thing off”

    I think that is code word for Ben Rothwell.

  • RoB

    it was probably make up sex with matt hughes

  • DannyP72

    Matt Hughes MMA religion pyramid scheme – sounds like a good band name

  • godzillad

    Since when does masturbating count as a ‘sexual experience’?

  • smokesuttin

    So was he fucking ricco too?????? Thats what it seems like but hey to each his own,I just see why he likes hugging now rather than fighting.

  • Wu Tang

    Umm.. I just read that… Fuck Sylvia is nothing more than a retard taht was givin sex because of his status. If he wasnt a fighter would he get sex? I dobut it, unless he steals gf’s from his team mates, sure, but he cant literally pick up a girl… I mean, what would be his pick up line?

    “Hey chicky, i ahve this golden ufc belt that i won two times, how about i show you why i won it, i would just jab you all night, oww yea baby.”

    He is seriously someone who needs human to human interaction to build his social skills. “I won this belt, i am god! Wheres Fedor? I would rocky his ass to the moon!”

    Tim if your reading this, dont act like a retard, even Matt Hughes hates you, which is common, but still, your nothing but a goofy doofy laugh taffy mother fucker, oww its the juggernaut bitch and i got a bitch with me.