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Tito Ortiz is the when he will do it better than the rest!

I have to wonder if the producers of The Apprentice : Celebrity Edition had a whole bunch of different takes of Tito Ortiz for this commercial. And just for shits and giggles, they decided to pick the one where he sounded like a complete and utter retard. If you think his speech at the end was a bit weird, just see how it reads:

I’m Tito Ortiz. People are used to see me in the Octagon competing using my physical skills. Well then this Apprentice when I do win it I will be using my mental skills to show that I’m number 1.

This post took me a bit of extra time to write because when I plugged that quote into Microsoft Word the grammar checker exploded and my laptop caught fire.

  • matt(tapout name shitstain)

    Let’s all hope that tito is the first cross eyed guy to ever win the apprentice.

  • Jemaleddin

    I thought he was only cross-eyed when Chuck was punching him in the face…

  • Jackie Chiles

    There’s no way any non retarded human being can write/say that sentence. Therefore, Tito Ortiz = retarded.
    Simple logic.

  • Asa

    Jackie Chiles = My Hero

  • dignan

    Tito Ortiz = Ralph Wiggum

  • fightlinker

    Tito lose??? THAT’S UNPOSSIBLE!

  • matt(tapout name shitstain)

    Ken Shamrock is still thinks he put Tito in that suit.

  • Wu Tang

    Did Tito’s head get bigger and bigger thoughout that clip? Man.. It was just scary looking at his big dome. Where are those south american head shrinkers when you need them!

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  • The yetti

    holly hell Tito sounds like a retard. I wonder if he will have to use his numchuck skills as well