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Toko no make excuse. But Toko sick.

Rousimar Palhares continues his trend of not understanding normal social cues by totally making excuses about the Alan Belcher fight:

“I couldn’t do anything, I was too sick. I don’t really want to talk about it so it doesn’t sound like an excuse and I’m not taking anything away from him [Belcher]… I was not strong enough. It wasn’t my day, literally. I was dead, I couldn’t move,” explained the Brazilian.

“That [loss] is only going to strengthen me and I’ll become a champion… My plan now is to train and never step up on the ring like I did this time.”

See, here’s how it works, Mr Paul Harris. An excuse is an excuse even if you only give that excuse once. Nowadays because of this thing called the internet, telling one outlet something is akin to telling them all, and at this point every MMA website has already reprinted your story a hundred times. Which confuses Alan Belcher, because it’s different from what he had originally heard:

“I have been respectful to Palhares and was told by his camp before AND after our fight that he was in the best shape of his life,” Belcher wrote. “And btw I was[sn’t – sic] 100% either, most fighters aren’t completely free and clear of injury.”

The only time you’re allowed to bring up an injury after a fight and not look like a b*tch is when you won in dominating fashion. Like the Korean Zombie:

Via Five Ounces of Pain:

Jung confirmed news that he fought with a torn rotator cuff requiring surgery before he can compete again. Jung is expected to fight the winner of a bout between UFC featherweight champ Jose Aldo and Erik Koch later this year.

“I finally had an MRI and the doctor’s verdict is that I have a tear in my rotator cuff,” said Jung in a recent interview with BloodyElbow. “He recommended immediate surgery, but I wasn’t about to let some skinny-necked doctors stand between me and my goal, so I played it down and trained through the pain.”

  • Reverend Clint

    he cant help it… all the energy that was supposed to go to growing a brain went to his biceps

  • drunkenjunk

    brazilians always make excuses

  • Letibleu

    … and then we make excuses for the brazilians making excuses.

  • iamphoenix

    probably got sick from eating his first ever cake.

  • noiseless

    ^ hah. mean.

  • Omomatta

    I’m pretty sure Paul Harris doesn’t understand the meaning of the word “literal”.  …………unless he’s zombie Paul Harris now.

  • frickshun

    I just ate some delicious Mexican food. FUCKING DELICIOUS.

  • Reverend Clint

    east coast doesnt have real mexican food

  • ButtHorn

    Whats up with those weird biceps?!

    Those look like those weird bicep implants that really tacky dudes, who will remain un-named, get to match their terrifying hairdos!

  • Toko Emas

    You actually make it seem so easy with your presentation but
    I find this matter to be really something that I think
    I would never understand. It seems too complicated
    and very broad for me. I’m looking forward for your next post, I will try to get the hang of it!