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Top Ten: Excuses For BJ Penn’s Loss

10. Arona gave him Dengue Fever.

8. He asked for brown M&Ms to be removed from his dressing room and there was one on the floor.

9. He fell off the plane on the way from Hilo.

7. He had a wedgie and couldn’t concentrate.

6. The guy who kissed him on the way to the ring was drinking a blue ICEE.

5. A part of the ceiling fell down on him while he was sleeping.

4. JD actually made the “no more” signal because they finally had GSP right where they wanted him.

3. He was underwater running with obsidian instead of granite.

2. Justin McCully.

1. The sun was in his eyes.