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Top ten reasons Edith Larente missed the UFC80 weigh ins

I don’t know whether to feel proud or ashamed. We give UFC ring girl Edith Larente a brutal hard time around here, but we never really expected the whole ‘horseface’ nickname to take off across the MMA scene like it has. Of course, if the saddle fits….

In honor of our favorite ring girl who never fails to give us something to talk about, here are our fellow Jackals’ top reasons that Edith Larente missed the UFC80 weigh-ins:

  1. She hurt her leg-..they had no choice but to put her down.
  2. She had no shoes to wear; they were all still at the blacksmith’s.
  3. Silly people, horses can’t fly in planes, she has to be shipped over in a ship, which takes longer.
  4. The UFC refused to put hay in her contract under food allowance.
  5. Since the Elephant Man, England has strict controls on exhibiting freaks.
  6. Edith only does PPVs and not promos because she’s not used to giving it away for free.
  7. She forgot to take our her junk-piercing at the airport and is now working as an escort in Gitmo.
  8. Still waiting in quarantine with two german shepherds and a shitzu.
  9. EU labor laws don’t allow horses to do the work of humans.
  10. Strict laws in England protect their hookers from foreign competition.

Extra props go to Jemaleddin, Accomando, Kentyman, Dignan, and Operatorfor being the most evil of the bunch. You truly are jackals of the worst stripe!

  • danaunclefesterwhite
    Man horseface is quite the ho. She exposes her bare breasts and reveals her pussy piercing through her see-thru panties for the whole world to see. Where the heck did UFC find this chick? Did they even bother to do a background check or were they really going for the trashy softcore pornstar type? You’d expect $kala to hire this slut for EliteXC but not Zuffa. Not that Arianny and Ali have high standards themselves (what with them fucking the talent and all.)

  • Fightlinker Jackal

    That’s some funny shit :D

  • Accomando


  • Márcio

    You guys are evil, the poor girl, someone give her some hay.

  • nicklovesmma

    i dunno i think she is hot

  • Nika

    Why “Fightlinker Jackal” care about ring GIRL’S?
    Last time when i Comment 5 guys give hard time saying this web-site is a first GAY supported MMA site.

    Please you are all GAY’s !!!
    Gay don’t talk about PUSSY

  • Fightlinker Jackal

    Me care about ring girls?
    What is ring girls?
    You say I gay?
    You are right… me you them and us all are GAYS!!!
    Let’s do some lustrous homoerotic things together!!

  • Mapultoid

    Nonsensical, ungrammatical ramblings make me feel like I need some hot man love.

  • fightfan

    Ol’ horseteeth…..Who’d of thunk it, that she would bring us so much entertainment here at Fightlinker!!!

  • islandguy

    Getting yer jollies out of calling some poor girl ugly is got to be the most moronic thing that’s ever gone on here. It’s a sport for idiots.

  • higgz

    me no dumb dumb. I is a genius!!

  • Xenicore

    LOL, you had me at number 1. You jackal.

  • Sauce

    lol fuckin idiots … not a single one of you would turn her down. Fags.

    That said …some of the horse jokes are fuckin hilarious.

  • Accomando

    I love all the Edith defenders, they make it even funnier. Lets really break her down….

    Is she horribly ugly?

    No, not at all, her face is just kinda long. What do you know, much like a horse’s face is!

    Is her body un-real?

    Yes it is, literally, and figuratively. Meaning, she does have a great body, it is un-real. Her breasts, they are also un-real in multiple ways.

    Does she read the internet and get teary eyed from all the names she gets called?

    No, silly, horses can’t read. So get over it, she doesn’t care about the “mane-calling”, so why should you?

  • Xavier

    “lol fuckin idiots … not a single one of you would turn her down.”

    I know it’s likely not in your neck of the woods, but in my state bestiality is highly illegal. That’s probably why she’s a hooker up there in Canada, they’re more liberal on such things.

  • kermit.01

    See it started with Gays, guys marrying guys and moved into Guys and Horses. Canada is a progressive place alright.

    But as horse face girls go, sure she’s hot, but hell Give me the money shes spent on surgries and I could make damn near any girl look bangable.

  • fightfan

    Yeah with all those surgeries…..We all know the girl she looked like in high school. We all had them back in our school days. The ones you see now and say there is now way in hell that is so and so

    She was the one with the buck teeth, overly skinny, flat chested and with horrible glasses and not very popular. Maybe add some acne and a permanent fixture in the library….well there you have it. Horseface in highschool

  • kentyman

    Actually, I heard she does frequent the site. She stumbled upon it while googling “horse cock”.

  • Jemaleddin

    @kentyman: me too! You as well?

  • dignan

    I love it when guys stand up for fucking prostitutes.

    I will say this, as far as prostitutes go she ain’t bad.

  • Rob2Kx

    She’s pretty hot… but her vaj is an outtie. For some reason it reminds me of Arby’s – roastbeef outside the bun. I bet after the fighters get finished with her, it looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise.

  • Accomando

    Here is a softcore-porn gif of the horseface, Linker wasn’t shittin’ this “horseface” thing has taken off!

  • scorchamatic

    i bet her pussy could suck a dick. talk all the shit you want, i’d kill it.

  • Wu Tang

    Horseface… Man, i know theres some joke about beastility in there, esp if shes the horse. he… he.

    crappy joke i know, i need to work on it, i tell better during live UFC events when i sign onto FL’s chat.\

  • islandguy

    I mean.. she may be ugly. I don’t know. But you guys are still morons. And dats a fact.

  • kentyman

    I heard she caught a cold because her bare ass was sticking out of the back of the trailer on the drive over.