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Top ten vagina ears

Right around New Years eve, the MMA community is hit with the strange urge to write non-stop top ten lists. Top ten fighters of the year. Top ten matches, submissions, knockouts, blah blah blah. Why ten? Most lists are pretty strong up til #5, and then they’re just kinda lame. Are you all such slaves to David Letterman’s golden standard? I’d promise I’ll never write a top ten list but there is a chance that one day I might. But I do promise that the list will only be as long as it should, and if it happens to be a list of 10 that’s just a coincidence.

Anyways, enough hating on the number 10. The first good list I’ve seen so far this year is Cage Potato’s Top 10 cauliflower ears. As mentioned above, there’s really only 5 or 6 really good ones, and they were a bit lazy on finding good pictures of the guy’s ears. But the article is definately worth looking at just to go eeeew. My personal favorites are Frank Trigg’s meat curtains and Frankie Edgar’s severed ear.

  • fightfan

    Great list!! CagePotato should be be happy with the traffic that FightLinker brings in. If it werent for FL, I would of NEVER got around to CagePotato. Great site. Not as good as FL.

  • CagePotato

    Thanks, guys. Now please give us our props on the fact that we did that “Greatest Fights That Never Happened” list weeks before MMA on Tap did. Sure, ours was poorly written and lacked any real research…but Couture vs. Coleman was on it!

  • fightfan

    CagePotato…….Love the site!!!! Keep up the good work!!!!!

  • fightfan

    What fight was it where the chunk of Frankie Edgar’s ear is laying on the towel??????

  • Higgz

    I remember at wrestling tournaments in H.S. people would freak out if they saw someone with Cauliflower Ears because “They must be really good if they have it already!”

    It’s really funny in hindsight because it only meant they were too stupid to wear headgear during practice.

  • Foreskin Face Pete

    incorrect use of the term ‘meat curtains’ mate. refers to a woman’s bits which hang below her labs. thems are the true meat curtains…

  • kentyman

    He’s purposefully drawing a parallel with the aforementioned woman-bits.

    Then again, I probably shouldn’t argue about genital skin with someone named “Foreskin Face Pete”.

  • intenso

    Randy looks like a caveman in that pic.

  • BigFern

    this list is nuts…haha…had me rolling. shoulda came up with it on your own son!

  • fightlinker

    The only top ten list i’ll ever write is top ten reasons top ten lists are gay

  • Swedish guy

    Which would make you gay to, right? Right?

  • Accomando

    “…Then again, I probably shouldn’t argue about genital skin with someone named “Foreskin Face Pete”…”

    Aggh, ha, ha, ha, man, that shit cracked me up.