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Trouble in Tournament Land

Trouble has sneaked up like a ninja in the darkness for Strikeforce as they prepare for the first regulated MMA tournament in California. Word is that fighter Yuki Sasaki has not yet been cleared by the CSAC, and to make matters worse neither has the tournament’s backup fighter Jeremiah Metcalf.

No word on who’s dog was being fucked at the time this big whoopsie occurred … I mean seriously, let’s think about this for a second: the backup Strikeforce got in case one of their fighters didn’t clear sanctioning … MIGHT NOT GET SANCTIONED!

It wouldn’t surprise me if Metcalf can’t get cleared because of a severe case of ‘suck-itis’ … his record is a paltry 5-3 compared to the rest of the main tournament fighters who have 20+ fight records. For all the Salmon-Heads out there hoping their Frankenberry’s gonna save the day, don’t get too excited yet. The whole affair is pretty messy and there’s no word on how the CSAC will react to all this last second switcheroo madness going on with the card.

Oh, and if Metcalf does get cleared, I bet you anything the guy who gets him in the first round wins the tournament. Nothing like the path of least resistance to a tourney win!

  • stellar53

    he’ll get in….and then he will get knocked out and Prangley wins everything and I still don’t see the Fightlinker store or your shirts….

  • fightlinker

    Official store launch date is the 23rd. And we expect you to buy every single fucking thing in there, you bastard.

  • Mobb Deep

    Besides shirts, what else will you be selling?

  • intenso

    I want a bracelet that says WWFLD?

  • fightlinker

    We’ll be selling hummers.

    And of course everything you can sell in CafePress will be in our cafepress store… just kidding. I’d rather shoot myself in the penis with a nail gun than do merchandise through cafepress.

  • Asa

    I want: WW2GD?

  • intenso

    answer: 1C

  • c-ing_red

    Luke Stewart by face wreck.