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UFC 84 has a dumb name

The name for UFC 84 has been announced and it’s being called “Ill Will”. I’m gonna give the UFC a bit of credit … they’ve done a fuckload of events over the years and generally the names have been decent and at worst easily ignorable. But “Ill Will”? Come on now.

Here’s some other names that would have been just as good if not better:

  • Penn vs Sherk: Pride of a Juicer
  • Jardine vs Silva: Hey, watch some guy die
  • Ortiz vs Machida: Watch Tito Ortiz Lose
  • Ortiz vs Machida: Washout
  • beewheezy

    sounds like the name of a maritimes rapper

  • kentyman

    Wow, I thought that was “3 will” not “ill will”. How ’bout:

    Penn vs. Sherk: Pineapple/Juice

  • Popetastic

    I have to say, I like “Pride of a Juicer.” Has a nice ring to it.

  • kentyman


    UFC 84: Who the Fuck Are Goran Reljic and Rousimar Palhares?

  • Xenicore

    Jardine Versus Silva: disproving MMAth.

  • kentyman

    Nice. :)

  • fnmfjd

    Penn vs. Sherk: Pineapple/Juice


  • beewheezy

    nakamura v sokodjuo has apparently been added to this

  • dignan

    Pineapple Juice. Fuck YEAH!

  • higgz

    UFC 84: Jardine vs Silva — The Ork and the Missing Link

  • Hattori Hanzo

    Yeah I second pinapple Juice or Pride of a Juicer

  • godzillad

    I’m sure Nas is loving this show’s name.

  • JoshMan

    Isn’t Ill Will the name of one of the Bravehearts?

  • Hattori Hanzo

    “Ill will” nickname of close friend of his that died

  • joeblow

    UFC 84 : Undercard On Demand at

  • adc

    Pretty obvious but still funny, UFC 84: Roid Rage

  • Captain

    ^^^UFC 84: Roid Rage in a Cage

    I figure why stop short.