The Fight Network gets an interview with Tom Wright and I think I figured out how the UFC got sanctioned in Ontario: they sent this guy to yammer at the right people about nothing for a few hours and they said “Argh! No! Stop! We’ll do whatever you ask, just don’t make us listen to any more of this boring ass suit!”
For those of you who prefer their boringness in text format, Zach Arnold somehow survived transcribing most of this.