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UFC coming to 3D theatres next year

Variety Magazine reported today that the UFC will broadcast four pay-per-view events per year in 3D theatres, starting with the February 4th event. The broadcasts will happen in 120 theatres across the US, which means that Canada might get shafted just in time to miss the 3D skull-bashing action during Georges St. Pierre’s fight with Carlos Condit. The theater broadcast will hopefully be have better production than UFC on Versus 3, the UFC’s previous foray into 3D broadcast; that event had poppy-outy infographics and fight footage, but it also featured us being force-fed the dog shit taco of Kenny Florian’s big 3D nose in the commentary booth along with annoying WEC announcer Todd Harris. Because it’s in a theater, the events will not fall victim to the resolution halving that can take place on TVs.

A few questions remain to be answered, such as, will the octagon girls finally take off their tops in honor of this occasion? Will they rip us off mercilessly for one of the theater tickets, and how hard will the tickets be to get? And finally, will the theatres also add Smell-O-Vision just in case another fighter craps his pants?

(gif via 3ERD, story via MiddleEasy, where they also link to pictures of a cute girl in a 3D glasses dress.)

  • Reverend Clint

    too bad its not coming to my area since i live in bum fuck nowhere

  • iamphoenix

    you are the bum fuck

  • Reverend Clint

    no im a bum fucker… there is a difference

  • iamphoenix

    …come to washington bro. there’s a lot of bums to fuck.

  • Reverend Clint

    we have plenty here

  • KeyboardWarrior

    hopefully ticks aren’t $40 each, I can see dana doing something dirty like that

  • Reverend Clint

    bet they will be like 10-15 bucks

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Clint, izzat how much they were last time they did this?

  • Letibleu

    Clint, are there hobo raped by a gang of girl videos out there?

  • Letibleu

    My avatar wont upload, grrrrrrrrr

  • Reverend Clint

    im pretty sure they werent much more than a movie ticket

  • glassjawsh

    why are you guys talking about paying 40 dollars to watch a hobo get gang raped by an avatar in northern california?

  • Reverend Clint

    the question is why not? are you anti hobo rape?

  • iamphoenix

    josh, it feels better when you rape a hobo and make him wear 3D glasses. That way it’s not rape, it’s a 3D EXPERIENCE!!!!

  • Reverend Clint

    makes it a gang rape even if its just you since there are extra d’s

  • P W

    3D hobo rape porn? What the fuck guys? Common! In my town they are already showing 4D hobo rape porn! The seat moves back and forth syncronized with the thrusting on screen and at just the right moment water (?) is squirted in your face from a little nozzle in the backrest in front of you. It’s probably the closest you can get to the real thing without taking your pants off.

  • Reverend Clint

    sounds like fun… does it include the smell of hobo ass and colt 45?

  • iamphoenix

    my pants are off.

  • Reverend Clint

    i do it with my pants on

  • P W

    “sounds like fun… does it include the smell of hobo ass and colt 45?”

    It all depends on the guy sitting in the seat next to you.

  • G Funk

    gay. gay gay gay agy. Cept for Penix, he wins

  • frickshun

    PW= funny

  • Letibleu

    I dont understand.

  • G Funk

    Frick = easily amused.

  • frickshun

    ^^H8r

  • CAP

    what are we talking aboot?

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