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UFC is proof society has gone down the toilet

I’ve got google alerts out the wazoo for every UFC-related term under the sun, and while they never seem to catch anything useful or interesting, they occasionally spit out anti-MMA gems like this:

Society’s fascination with violence is sick

By Gerry Laliberte, Times Colonist

Re: “15 suspensions in lacrosse brawl,” May 16.

The controversy regarding severe brawls during sporting events in general can be directly related to the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship), which is nothing more than a gladiatorial exposition.

What astounds me is that the venues are sold out and attended by both men and women. What should we expect next, Roman Empire-style contests involving wild animals?

Society is sick, not only because of the pugilistic enjoyment it gets while watching so-called sporting contests, but also the movies being produced which are all about brutal sexual exploits and severe graphic violence.

What a well thought out article. While this stands quite nicely on its own, I decided to dissect it after the jump for lulz:

Re: “15 suspensions in lacrosse brawl,” May 16.

The controversy regarding severe brawls during sporting events in general can be directly related to the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship), which is nothing more than a gladiatorial exposition.

That’s right, sports brawls started in 1993 after the UFC threw its first event and instantly drove society into a frothy rage. This madness has now extended all the way to Nanaimo BC where you can’t even play a game of lacrosse without someone trying to Bring the Pain™.

What astounds me is that the venues are sold out and attended by both men and women.

Even women have lost their natural instinct to make me a sammich and are now boiling away blood on human cockfighting best kept ready for ovulation! Why, I have seen women in so-called ‘tank tops’ and ‘miniature skirts’ mimicking fisticuffs in the crowd during matches! What would their mothers say? I suspect this may be part of a plot from the lesbian agendas.

What should we expect next, Roman Empire-style contests involving wild animals?

We’re already there, man. Fighters in the UFC are no better than wild animals, jacked up to their puffy nipples with steroids and Baby Jesus only knows what else. These are not men. They are barbarians.

Society is sick, not only because of the pugilistic enjoyment it gets while watching so-called sporting contests, but also the movies being produced which are all about brutal sexual exploits and severe graphic violence.

The kind of pugilistic enjoyment society has gotten from boxing for hundreds of years now has now been perverted! And speaking of perversion, I’d just like to throw in that movies are so much worse now than before! Even though half the sh*t coming out has been watered down to hit a PG-13 rating and I haven’t seen a goddamn set of tits in a movie theater for nearly a decade, that’s my position and I’m sticking to it! Have you seen that Twilight film? Nothing but teenagers eye-f*cking each other for hours on end. In my day we’d have stoned the projectionist for airing such filth and demanded our 60 cents back!

  • http://terrencechanpoker.com Terrence

    As dumb as it admittedly is, this isn’t a real column. It’s just one of those “letters to the editor” that somehow got published.

  • Reverend Clint

    i saw on the news the other day a story about Trevon Martin and the reporter said he had punched Zimmerman “MMA Style which means Mixed Martial Arts”

  • TheHineyHappening

    “UFC is proof society has gone down the toilet”

    Well it didn’t take a pricy poly-sci degree to figure that out!

    Duh!

  • TheHineyHappening

    “…he had punched Zimmerman “MMA Style which means Mixed Martial Arts””

    I also saw convoluted references to that.

    The one I saw said something about trayvon using “MMA techniques”, but like in a snarky way to make Zimmerman look like a bullshitter.

    The only thing quoted was “mixed martial arts”, the rest of the context or who said it wasn’t included.

    As is the preferred method for extremists of all stripes.

  • TheHineyHappening

    Its a slippery slope.

  • TheHineyHappening

    ^^
    For rhetoric and fear mongering, for our guests with with ADD.

  • Ron Jeremy

    Repressing homosexual desires always leads to blaming MMA for everything that is wrong with society.

  • TheHineyHappening

    “Repressing homosexual desires always leads to… MMA…”

    Project much?

  • iamphoenix

    “Treyvon Martin used homosexual MMA techniques in a slippery slope in standard MMA style which means Mixed Martial Arts.”

  • Ron Jeremy

    Maiquel Fellacio won Bellator last night.

  • Blackula Jonez

    heisphoenix nailed it.

  • frickshun

    You’re all imbeciles.

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