Any question that Dana is a total Pride ‘mark’ (terminology used by pro wrestling fans to denote total retard fanboy adoration) has been blown away by the whole OMGBBQ WE SIGNED WANDY thing. There’s the official article, the official video, the official email … I was half expecting Dana to phone me squealing like a girl who was just kissed by Ricky Martin.
The interesting thing about all this is that for the past year, Dana White has been trashing Silva every chance he got, calling him washed up, devalued, over the hill, and on and on and on. But there’s no mistaking that gaa-gaa gleam in his eye as Wanderlei signed his 4-page contract.
And hey, a 4-pag contract? I would have expected UFC contracts to be a 200-page manual the figther signs with his own blood. And then when the pen leaves the page, the signature explodes with golden light and a ball of energy gets ripped out of the fighters chest and goes into Dana’s hand. Ya know, just like in the Little Mermaid when Ariel signs her voice away to Ursula the sea witch.