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UFC tinkers with UFC85

So here’s the deal thus far with UFC85:

Chuck’s out of his fight against Rashad Evans. Replacing him will be … James ‘Shit Luck’ Irvin? There’s a kick to the nuts right there. I close my eyes and try to imagine how a UK fan would react and I imagine it would be along the line of “FUCK BOLLOCKS THE TITS WANKER BLIMEY PISS OFF CRUMPET”

On a more positive note, word is Michael Bisping is stepping up to take on Chris Leben as a new headlining match. There’s an interesting match, although I dunno if it takes away from the sting of Chuck going off the card. Again I try to concentrate and get into the mind of a British fan: is Michael Bisping the GSP of England? My inner limey says probably not, but someone’s gonna get ten bells kicked out of em in that match, and that leaves me chuffed for it. Crumpet!

  • x5BoltMainx

    Bloody hell, this card still sucks the queens saggy rack.

  • Tertio

    If Serra’s ribs are not all in tiny pieces id like to see him and Matt Hughes step up and fight. It would save the show IMHO.

  • jd

    UFC’s way of making it “ok” is putting it free on SpikeTV.

    That doesn’t do one bit of good for the UK fans that already paid big bucks to be there.

  • Stellar53

    Shit happens!

  • Smitler

    An official limey LOL from me. Crumpet indeed!

  • stink47

    chuck v rashad wasn’t really warming my cockles and mussels anyway

  • operator

    This card never had draw from day one. Rashad Evans in main event = sucks balls.

  • ajadoniz

    rashad is going to grind him on the mat, a la terry martin, and he’ll win unless Irvin gets a lucky flying knee.

  • Matt (but I signed up as Mr. Unbelievable Pants)

    Of course Bisping is the UK’s GSP. Who the bloody scones and tea else would be? Yer flippin wankstain.