Phil Baroni was nailed for steroids following his loss to Frank Shamrock from June 22nd’s Strikeforce show. This just cements the Rocky 4 theory: every fighter that does steroids loses. Or maybe it’s that every fighter caught doing steroids loses. Or every fighter who does steroids during a musical training montage loses. Anyways, it’s not important. The important thing is that I cannot remember the last time someone major tested positive and actually won. Unless of course you count Royce Gracie. And I’m pretty sure Tim Sylvia did too. And there was that time a roided out Josh Barnett smashed Randy Couture.
Hmm. Maybe my theory sucks. But it’s important to note that the majority of the guys using steroids are getting beaten by more determined and honest athletes. That’s a testament to the mental and finesse aspect of MMA. Or maybe just a testament to how smarter fighters are better at hiding their use. Damnit. This post has no point.
Phil Baroni did steroids. The End.