Wand will fuck suck Chael’s blood, if offered

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Chael Sonnen has been diligently pecking away at Wanderlei Silva for years and wasted no time after his loss to Jones in calling out The Axe Murderer, but Wandy’s always been a little behind on the trash talking curve.  But there’s life in the old boy yet!  Last night he took to Chael’s home turf of UFC Tonight to send Sonnen a prepared message via Ariel Helwani:

Jon Jones and Anderson Silva have been too nice to Chael.  I want to suck his blood.  I want to smell it.  Not just fight, not just fight.  I want to hurt him.  Chael is a joke, man.  He is going to be second forever.  He is never going to be first.

Definitely a little generous in by placing Chael in second place.  But even though there’s been no official offer of the fight, the fact that Silva made an effort to fire back at Sonnen makes it seem like he’ll take the rumored main Fox Sports 1 fight (stack the rest of the card and people will stick around to watch, no matter how oversaturated we’ve become with Chael).  Meanwhile, the gangster from West Linn offered up this off-the-cuff remark in retaliation:

I think the real news there is that Wanderlei Silva actually put together a coherent sentence that somebody actually understood.  But, I can assure you Wanderlei, I will not be signing a contract for you to suck on any part of me.  I suggest you go to a bath and find yourself.

Meh.  Everybody get ready for a summer full of no homo/slightly xenophobic twitter talk.

Wand will fuck suck Chael’s blood, if offered

(Pic by Erik Fontanez for MMA Weekly)

  • Jackie Chiles

    Man, UFC news is hard to come by nowadays. Hard to get excited about two fading veterans manufacturing an irrelevant feud for one final paycheck.

    I was sick of Chael’s act even before the Jones fight and now have pretty much zero tolerance for it.

  • CAP

    This is about the only fight that makes sense for Chael right now. And the Wand hatred is real from all the shit talking Chael did about Brazil. Too bad Wand will probably get wrestle fucked and lose but I’ll pay attention.

  • frickshun

    I actually want to see it. Does that make kick me out of the hardcore fan club?

  • Jackie Chiles

    I want to see it too. But don’t want to be sold a bunch of shit about the fight only to have these guys laugh and admit that it was all a bunch of boleshit afterwards. Or have it be a main event.

  • agentsmith

    Chael could always fight Vitor. But the problem with that is Chael won’t get another titleshot, but Vitor might, and they don’t want a potential wrestlefuck to derail Vitor’s comeback.

  • frickshun

    Hopefully Rockhold wins & sets up a Vitor vs Chael fight. Loser pays the sister’s ransom. Too soon?

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