Wanderlei Silva has been training away in preparation to destroy Keith Jardine (this is the fight I’m looking forward to the most at UFC84), so apparently he didn’t hear about Rampage calling him ‘The Chump Murderer’ last month until Wednesday:
For my surprise I sow that my nickname changed from Axe Murderer to Chump Murderer, but what I have to say is the nickname is Idiot murderer not idiots murderer, so the one of idiot I fought is Quinton who himself intitule as such, so everybody are respect fighters-. But is that thing: who beat forget but who take want revenge. What I have to say Is that is a question of time to this fight happens again.
Now here’s where you’re probably expecting me to make fun of Wanderlei Silva for writing worse than our man Jake does. But here’s the deal: this is his second freaking language, and he’s already nearly as good at writing it as most teenagers in America are. Considering the beatings his brain has taken, I’m sometimes amazed he’s even able to communicate past grunts and groans at all.
I give him props for taking the time to figure out how the fuck to conjugate stuff together in a way that makes at least a bit of sense. That’s more than Anderson Silva’s done thus far. Although if I were Silva I’d have just written this regarding Mr Jackson:
hey qinton u asshull remember i beat u 2 time so if then to YOU is chump x2. Is looking forwerd to fites again and to making you chump three time strong. mauricio he says hi he kicks you in face too in fun, remember? like big party at beach, fiting you. national brazil holidays to watch us kick ur asshole