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Wanna help with Fightlinker?

You might have noticed there were barely any posts on the site this past Tuesday. That is because I apparently have the immune system of a terminal AIDS patient and went through my second bout of the flu in under two months. These incidents have led me to think it might not be a bad idea to have a few extra people around to help out with Fightlinker stuffs so the site doesn’t grind to a screeching halt every time I am indisposed.

So I’m asking: DO YOU WANT TO BE A FUCKING MMA BLOGGER? Maybe we can work something out. We may not be able to provide you with fame, fortune, or the respect of our oh so polite commenters. But if you’re looking for an outlet to express your love for mixed martial arts, this could be it. Send me a quick email at and lemme know what you’re good at (writing, giffing, graphic design, finding strange shit, sorting tiny screws in space) and I’ll give you more deets plus a (potentially sexual) homework assignment. We’ll see how you do and if you’ll fit in amongst us weirdos and go from there.

  • subo

    I’ll think about it.

    Also, sorry I’m an embarrassment but my piss drinking is still the second most commented thing on here.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Alleged piss drinking. ;)

  • agentsmith

    Whatever happened to Dick?

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    And Tony GabbaGool for that matter?

  • Fightlinker

    Dick is literally a brain scientist so is off wasting his talents on that lol. Tony just got busy at his job but will be back in a few weeks. I miss his touch like the deserts miss the rain

  • Reverend Clint

    ill try and post but work takes up my time plus just dont give a shit anymore

  • Fightlinker

    After me, you’ve written the most posts on this site: 677 over 4 years

  • dick

    Sorry I haven’t been able to post for a while now… I have been meaning to, but I actually added another gig onto my brain job that entails editing science papers written by foreigners for a company in India.

    Ultimately, the huge amounts of screen time from that job combined with the equally heavy amount of marijuana I consume made it too painful to continue doing research for FL pieces.

    I still do read the site, though, and post a comment about every 2 months…

  • noiseless

    i wanna be tony, all “like this one time when i..” i hated it at first, but kinda got used to it. bring that cocksucker back. i miss his untalent.

  • Dos Caras Jr

    Just the other day i was wondering how I could start receiving more hateful vitriolic abuse from strangers, sign me up.

  • drunkenjunk

    whats the gif from? let phoenix do some bieber posts

  • Reverend Clint

    wow 677? damn thats up there with my 50k comments

  • agentsmith

    @ dick:
    Well there’s your first mistake, doing research first.

  • iamphoenix

    I have to stop drinking so much.

  • frickshun

    I would like to post pictures of my transformation from Jew to Gentile.

  • Fightlinker

    A daily play by play of your foreskin stretching? Sounds pretty awesome to me

  • agentsmith

    Do they give you a foreskin transplant?

  • Rodriguez

    Sounds like something I’d be interested in.

  • DJ ThunderElbows


  • iamphoenix

    I just want to keep making crappy photochops.