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Washed up fighter convention

I like Mark Kerr as a person, but seriously … what the fuck is he doing fighting anymore? Watching him fight is like watching Ric Flair limp around the wrestling ring with his orange skin and floppy cock bulging out of his tights. In other words, it’s kinda depressing. And gross. Not arousing at all. No no no. Bad thoughts go away. 2 girls 1 cup! 2 girls 1 cup!

In fact, the entire event Mark is fighting at is pretty depressing. It features Tiki (no wins since 2004), Warpath (punching bag of the stars), and Carmello Marrero (who layed n prayed his way out of the UFC). I seriously hope there’s some kind of psychiatrist’s convention across the street where these guys are gonna go after to try and get their collective heads out of their asses. Overall they’ve all got interesting gimmicks and it would be great if they stopped sucking.

  • Tons

    Marrero did one good thing for the UFC, he showed them not to put Kongo against any kind of fighter with any kind of wreslting pedigree.

  • fightlinker

    Yeah, we wrote about that a while back. Sometimes I wonder where all my funny brain cells went. Damn drinking.

  • kentyman

    So my only problem with 2 girls 1 cup, is why couldn’t they buy those bitches another cup?

    Or at least a bigger one.

  • John

    2 girls 1 cup and 1 Mark Kerr

  • fightlinker

    Well his terrible fighting lately does make me want to vomit

  • Ted Dibiase

    isnt butterbean headlining that event?

    all i gotta say is Whooooooooooooo!

  • Jonathan

    Butterbean got “Titanitis”…which is to say he was “scared” of Jimmy Ambriz. So of course, they get Warpath to replace him.

    But Fightlinker, is this anymore depressing than say…Ultimate Fighter Season 4? Same concept eh?

  • Thomas aka ???

    Just Bleed!!!!!!!!

    Maybe we’ll get the first In-ring MMA death.

  • Xavier

    They all missed the money train popularity of the current UFC, can’t blame them for wanting to make a living.