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WEC Haikus – Donald Cerrone vs Ben Henderson

Judging is easy
If the score doesn’t matter
Cerrone sheds tears


He lay on his back
submissions are worth nothing
another misjudge


Benson Henderson
Prays to the Lord Jesus Christ
Judges cheat for him


Donald Cerrone
Will make the bigs anyway
when shit gets folded


My brain said hell no
But my dumb heart said fuck yeah
All hail King Benson!