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Well that’s healing nicely

Anthony Njokuani says the object shown above is his hand, but I can neither confirm nor deny that claim based on this photo alone.  You may or may not be aware that he broke it during his loss to Raphael dos Anjos at UFC on Fuel 4, and two weeks later it now resembles Carl Weathers’ prosthetic in “Happy Gilmore” more than anything that’s actually, you know, alive.  Or maybe it’s all like clockwork gears inside now, and that pink handle is the crank he uses to wind it up.  I’m not sure that kind of thing is legal, he better ask the NSAC for an exemption.

  • iamphoenix

    looks normal to me.

  • Fightlinker

    what, you see a hand lying in the dirt in afghanistan or something?

  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    moldy cheese

  • TheBatmanFan

    “And so what would you consider your most valuable job skill to add to our subway sandwiches workforce?”

  • frickshun

    Apparently little tiny Lilliputian people live inside & operate Njokuani’s body. Their computer mouse seems to have fallen out of that HOLE IN HIS FUCKING BODY.

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  • iamphoenix

    “what, you see a hand lying in the dirt in afghanistan or something?”

    They don’t call me PTSD Boy for nothin!

  • Jenny Talia

    Skin looks nice and smooth – for an elephant.