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Where’s Randy?

Hey, it’s a poster for the new Expendables movie co-starring our favorite MMA grandpa, Randy Couture. So let’s see, where’s Randy on this thing? Hmmm, not there. No, that’s Jason Statham. Who’s that chick? Definitely not Couture. Maybe he’s nesting inside Chuck Norris’ Beard of Power? At least his name is still up there at the top of the poster.

  • frickshun

    God damn that is some old looking motherfuckers!!

  • Jarman

    what else could really be said?decrepit!
    you know there’s a problem when randy would’ve been one of the youngest looking dudes on the poster. guess that doesn’t quite appeal to thew “aging male not-quite 65 yet” demographic that these movies cash in on……

  • Reverend Clint

    This poster have me a chubby. I’m a sucker for chuck Norris.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    I’ll only see this movie if I can get a money-back guarantee that Chuck will kick a 40mm grenade back at the sender.

  • glassjawsh

    the median age for the 10 “action stars” (yes im counting randy) is 55.3 years young….lol all of them are old enough to be my dad (even jason statham) the youngest being terry crews (43) and the oldest being chuck fucking norris (71)

    edit: just realized i can’t remember a time when i didn’t at least put an “F” in chucks name, he’s that badass

  • iamphoenix

    found em

  • agentsmith

    That poster already looks like someone just photoshopped together every action hero they could think of.

  • glassjawsh

    phoenix should’ve submitted that one for the contest. it would win hahahahaha

  • Grappo

    i remember back when Terry Crews was T-Money on Battle Dome.  he used to really rough those poor contestants up.

  • iamphoenix

    i completely forgot about battle dome. i used to watch the shits out of it.

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  • Jarman

    whoa! that’s who Terry Crews is? man, to me, he was just that tall, more proportional scary black guy without the lazy eye.

    but I remember T-Money! cause it fit nicely with my stereotypes…..ok, I’m full o shit, i didn’t remember him. but I loved watching battledome….especially that one dude who went off the spinning pyramid cone, and got the massive contusion on his dome. the only warrior i remember was moose, cause he was from canada, and was supposedly 340lbs….and looked it.