Who needs Rampage anyways?

Hey, all you angsty people who have nothing better to do than bitch about the UFC! Next time you want to say the UFC is pushing Chuck Liddell way harder than they’ll ever push Rampage, just point them to this Dell commercial, which would have been 1000 times funnier if it had been starring the good humored Rampage instead of the wooden and tubby Iceman.

  • Zurich

    That was a terrible, terrible commercial… maybe the UFC knows something we don’t? Like perhaps ‘page’s hand is so busted that he may never fight again? I can’t think of many other reasons why they’d push a coked-out, tubby Liddell on us so hard when it’s clear that he’s in decline. Or maybe it’s just because he has “Dell” in his name?

  • ttt

    they should get rampage to push video games … he loves those

  • http://deleted sonzai

    Ummmm…perhaps this was Dell’s choice? Maybe the UFC had nothing to do with it? I’m just saying…

  • Mr. Theplague

    Yeah the commercial is bad, but man Chuck looks like shit. He’d better pull his head out of his ass before next month or he’ll be too irrelevant for any more commercials. You would think the Jardine fight would light a fire under his ass.

  • RL Dookiefuck

    fightlinker, wake your ass up and say something funny about Hughes/Serra being cancelled

  • Swedish Guy

    Couldn’t keep watching that shit when the Vista crap turned up on the monitor. Man I hate that steaming pile of crap.

  • Swedish Guy

    OH AND BY THE WAY. Where’s the new Low Blow? Think you’re getting away with not releasing the weekly episode just because you stayed up late and h4Xx0r3d the intertubes to air a ufc 78 recap show?

  • operator

    Yeah chuck isn’t exactly oozing with personality and I think it would have been a good decision to put a shirt on cuz he still looks like he just finished drinking a keg of beer and eating ten tacos.

  • asdf

    man that was a bad job on Chuck’s part.

  • Swedish Guy

    Wow, I actually watched the whole flick now. Here’s my take on this:

    http://www.deltaflow.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/imac_vs_dell-1.jpg

  • http://fightersonlymag.com Hywel Teague

    Holy crap look at that gut.

  • http://WWW.GRABTHE.INFO TIGERTAO

    Who gives a fuck anyway? Silva’s gonna retire him next month.

    I’m with RL DookieFuck, WTF on the whole Serra Injury bollocks?
    I think Dana’s been cursed by some Gypsies he pissed off.

  • Sweetish Guy

    Hmm, I think it’s all good with Rampage. He broke his hand so they are sitting him on the bench to heal and so he can do the next TUF w/ Wand to build up their Silva-Rampage 3 for the title.

    Hey, a Sweetish guy can dream, right?

  • Mobb Deep

    If the UFC was smart, they would force Spike to give Rampage his own Reality TV show. That guy is the most entertaining man in sports today.

  • marshal

    At least Chuck and Vianederlay are still healthy. OH Shit!!!

  • Frank Costello

    Well, you can’t expect Dana’s man-crush and BFF to get anything but the best treatment did you? Rampage has all the tools to be THE most popular UFC has ever pushed. IF they ever bothered to push him, which they won’t….because Dana loves himself some Chuck man-meat. Same deal with Anderson. Sure, he doesn’t speak English, but he’s got plenty of personality regardless. But nooooooo, we have good ol boy vanilla Rich Franklin get all the love.

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