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Why isn’t Brittney Palmer in Playboy yet???

Several months ago we reported on the very important news that part time Octagon girl Brittney Palmer would ‘absolutely’ ‘do’ ‘Playboy’, if you know what I mean. Aka she’d absolutely do Playboy. Her exact words:

“I feel like, if they came to me and asked me, absolutely. But as of right now I haven’t been asked so I’m just chilling. Chillaxing in the chill zone. They haven’t asked me but if they do, I will.”

Now she’s talking about it again:

“If Playboy came after me, I would definitely consider it. It would have to be the right move, the right shot, I would want it to be around my artwork and my paint,” said the budding painter, who currently attends art school.

“I know Farrah Fawcett, she did a spread forever ago, obviously, and she was like rolling around in paint, I think it would be something like that, it would be pretty awesome.”

Are we seriously going to make this girl say it again? How many times does she have to put herself out there offering up her T and V before something happens, people? She may be chillaxing in the chill zone, but I’m not. We need to do something to make sure Playboy knows about this. Erections are at stake, people!!!

  • Billytk

    I’d love to see her in Playboy but honestly I think when she stopped being a ring girl for the UFC she most likely lost any chance of Playboy approaching her.

  • Mixed Martial Adam

    I’m sure Playboy would take her, the hardcore fans alone would count for additional sales. I doubt she would make the cover, but she could get a few page feature in playboy for sure.

    Should we start email-bombing the shit out of playboy?

  • Billytk

    I think we should get her back in the UFC Then get her a real spread in Playboy :D

  • lukustra

    she dont even look that good. her tits are ridiculous lookin.

  • Reverend Clint

    ^ her tits are fake as fuck

    bet playboy doesnt give a shit about another random fake titted bimbo now that she was dumped by the ufc

  • agentsmith

    I dunno, Playboy ain’t exactly the rolling in cash these days… it’s not so exclusive a club that someone with D-list celbrity status like her can’t get in.

  • kvelertak

    so she got fired?

  • Mal666

    Her tits look like someone tried to fit the circle in the square and lost the battle …

  • G Funk

    ^ HA

  • Billytk

    She’s definitely HOT (probably why she’s not with UFC anymore Arianny gets jealous when she’s not the hottest) but without the “fame” of being in the UFC I doubt we’ll ever get to see her in Playboy.

  • Reverend Clint

    ^yeah arianny is very territorial thats why the ugly planet of the apes reject mandela is still around

  • Danjo

    In that picture, she’s using Great Value whipped cream.

    That cheap fucking Wal mart shit.

    The hell kind of photographer set this shit up?

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    The hell kind of photographer set this shit up?

    The same one who put her in “nude” colored stockings.

  • Danjo