WWPHD?

Everyone’s favorite knee-destroying simpleton is back in action tonight, as Rousimar Palhares will face Mike Massenzio, who’s fresh off a 3-round beatdown of Steve Cantwell in October.  “The Master of Disaster” looked great in that fight, but keep in mind that was Cantwell’s fourth loss in a row, Massenzio is 2-3 overall in the UFC, and Paul Harris’s only UFC losses were to Hendo and Marquardt.  So suffice to say the smart money is on “Toquinho” here.

Hoosimar is a straight-up limb-collecting beast, but he’s also developed a bad but hilarious habit of going either too long or not long enough… kinda like my sex life!  Wait, that’s not funny.  :(  Anyway, what will it be this time?  Will he come within a cunt-hair of knocking his opponent out, only to stop and jump on the cage thinking it’s over?  Will he get knocked out while pausing to contemplate if his opponent is greased?  Or will he simply tear the poor bastard’s knee ligaments apart like fried chicken even after the tap, as he’s done several times?  Maybe they should get the crowd to yell and hold up signs to let him know when to go and when to stop, ” target=”_blank”>like Forrest Gump.

What Will Paul Harris Do?  That is the question I put to you in the comments section, dear Jackals.  I tells you what though, one thing you can bet on is that he’ll win.

 

Props to CAP for the inspiration.

  • CAP

    Aww yeah. I forsee some kind of submission controversy. You never know.

  • iamphoenix

    he’s going to armbar himself.

  • Letibleu

    ^^after the bell…

  • Grappo

  • frickshun

    ^^was that the joke??

    PS: Smith=funny

  • agentsmith

    Anyone who chose Option #3, you are correct, sir.

  • Grappo

    ^^was that the joke??

    I think so many people hotlinked the gif that it killed the bandwidth.  re-upped it.

  • OlyReigns

    I think taking a fight with Toquinio should come with a free knee surgery.

  • Letibleu

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Leti wins.

  • Letibleu

    I am never typing in “ripped off leg” in google again. I was expecting props n shit. Instead I almost puked. Enjoy Afganibomb pheonix :(

  • noiseless

    terrible.

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    Leti, my favorite was the kid texting while missing a leg (NSFW).

  • Letibleu

    i know, its the one I saw first too.

  • OlyReigns

    Did you have to make that a link? Fuck…. I can’t not click on orange text.

  • Letibleu

    you didnt wanna click that anyway

  • DJ ThunderElbows

    That link only shows up for people who haven’t posted urine-drinking videos.

  • noiseless

    “#R¤%”#£@€ AAAARGH WHAT IS THAT???? D: D: D:

  • CAP

    Awesome Leti! That texting pick is fucked. Think they texted a photo?

  • frickshun

    DJ–>that pic is mesmerizing. I feel like I could pass med school now.

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