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You knew this was coming

What’s that? A foreigner who’s highly susceptible to shit-talking, you say? 

They say that a shark can detect one drop of blood in a million gallons of water, and if the UFC is the ocean then Michael Bisping is the wounded fish flopping around and sending out a delicious scent that a super-troll like Chael Sonnen is simply powerless to resist. The entire MMA world learned on Saturday that ” target=”_blank”>a few youtube videos are more than enough to send Bisping into a frenzy of bruised ego and butthurt paroxysms…so what’s he going to do now that dear old “Uncle Chael” has set his sights on him? MMAWeekly scored the following e-mail from Sonnen to Joe Silva, which should be enough to whet any fan’s appetite for unending, brutal trash-talk: 

 To: Joe Silva, Matchmaker Extraordinaire, Ultimate Fighting Championship

Re: Spitsbing & his tainted victory


If you get a chance to talk with him, please mention to your idiot-in-residence Michael Spitsbing it’ll be a little tougher to knee ME in the head when I’m charging at him like a runaway train and mincing him through the fence like a boiled potato, should we ever have the pleasure of each other’s company for a few (VERY few) moments in the Octagon.

Oh; and I’d suggest to him being a little careful about spitting on any of MY cornermen, since any one of them can beat him up as badly as I can. Thanks ever so much.Hope all is well.

-Chael Sonnen

And so it begins. I genuinely fear for Bisping’s mental health if this match comes to fruition or if he gets stuck coaching a season of TUF with Sonnen. Seriously, the guy might have a fucking hate-stroke before they even get in the ring. 

Oh, and Vitor’s gunning for him now too. Methinks you might have ruffled a few feathers on Saturday, Mike. 


  • Reverend Clint

    atleast its funny

    oh and fuck bisping

  • scissors61

    oh, believe me, i would like nothing more than to watch chael verbally destroy bisping for several months. shit would be fucking hilarious–the best part is, chael wins that fight 9.99 times out of 10.  i don’t even like sonnen, but bisping deserves it after that silly shit he pulled. 


  • theinsaneoneJustinMcCully

    God WWE can be funny

  • Grappo

    Chael, Vitor, Yushin… whoever, as long as Bisping gets smashed.

  • Jim

    I don’t think Bisping will take anything Chael says to heart, at least he won’t let on about it. 

    If I think I can beat your ass, you’d better not mouth off at me, cause I’ll definitely take it personally.

    If you can beat my ass: I won’t bother taking it personally, cause it’ll end with me getting my ass beat.

  • scissors61

    you are assuming a level of logic and level-headededness far beyond the capabilities of michael bisping, jim. 

  • Reverend Clint

    jim if bisping got pissed at what jorge and his half retarded videos than he will get mind fucked by Sonnen

  • The Chumpion

    I’m excited about the kind of historical inaccuracies Chael will try to deadpan.
    Instead of the tired “we saved your ass in WWII”, something refreshing like:

    – England was freed from communism by Reagan, and therefore Bisping should kiss Chael’s Republican feet for as a sign of respect and gratitude.
    – England being ceded as a colony to Argentina after the Falklands War, the pinnacle of a long standing policy of Nazi sympathizing set by Neville Chamberlain.
    – Referring to Bisping as a Canadian through vague references to the War of 1812, and then relentlessly attacking him with Canadian stereotypes.
    – Claiming soccer was invented in the late 90’s by “pussy East Coast liberals” as a game for their children/a tool of recruitment by the gay agenda through the effeminization of males of all ages; then giving his condolences to the game’s effects as it spread through Western Europe, possibly even empathizing by pointing out Bisping’s fey son.
    – Talking about the humiliating military defeats British royal officers suffered during India’s War of Independence, specifically under the bloodthirsty “Murderin’ ” Mohandas Ghandi and his Howling Commandos.

    You guys have any other suggestions?

  • Blackula Jonez

    I have nothing to add, but Chumpion deserves this for getting the ball rolling


  • Makinal

    PLEASE Fightlinker stop using imageshack i’m tired of seeing that fucking frog

  • agentsmith

    ^^ What frog?


    Also, who are Chael’s cornermen?  Matt Lindland?  Yeah, I’m pretty sure Bisping would destroy him.

  • Makinal

    the frog from imageshack that says somthing like unregister domain to view the image please go to http//imageshack or something like that

  • agentsmith

    I see them fine from here.

  • Danjo

    I like Jorge. I don’t like Bisping.

    But honestly, you lost Jorge. To a dick.

    You lost to a dick.

    Drop the fucking showtunes act and get back to training so that next time, you don’t lose to a dick.

  • CAP

    ^That’s what I thought too. More training, less bad singing.

  • Remco Pardoel

    How much of a shithead is Bisping?

    Enough to make me do something I never thought was possible: cheer for Sonnen.



  • Col

    Bispings defos gonna talk shit on sonnen bout the roids n feds deal if it happens it’l be epic shit talking between the two. Bisping would have a good chance aganst sonnen hes geta better each fight

  • iamphoenix

    i get the same frog in an icecube too. for realz. why is the frog frozen?

  • scissors61

    that’s weird that you guys are getting an imageshack error when the photo is hosted on photobucket. 

  • iamphoenix

    yup. fuck that frog.

  • Take It Easy

    the uncrowned king of middelweights is comin back finally

  • scissors61


    interview jacked from mmaweekly? yes (just as it was jacked by bloodyelbow, mmamania and fifty other blogs). jacked from your thread that i literally just looked at after noticing this post? no. if i had borrowed content from anything you posted you would’ve gotten credit. nothing in this post is your reporting or your writing. as is the case almost every week on this site, something got posted about on the forums and the main page. cheers. 

  • Take It Easy

    drown every journalist

  • scissors61

    every pundit, too. 

  • iamphoenix

    take it easy is not even remotely funny. if that’s even your real name.

  • Take It Easy

    babby who i constantly destroy for having stupid wrong opinions cries about it again; nothing new for me

  • iamphoenix

    the only thing you have destroyed in your life is your asshole.

  • Take It Easy

    are you calling me a slut

  • frickshun

    ^^Technically no, b/c you accepted payment for those services.

  • Simco

    “Methinks you might have ruffled a few feathers on Saturday, Mike.

    Or he’s finally becoming relevant and people at the top know he’s an easy win.

  • scissors61

    And why the fuck are you reading American Thinker?

    for the lulz, dude. for the lulz. the american right-wing is a non-stop laugh fest these days 

  • glassjawsh

    ^ this

  • frickshun

    ^^is Sparta.