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Zuffa proves again why foreign devils are not to be trusted

Zach Arnold has been walking around the past few days with a tent pitched in his pants, and you know what that means: JAPAN SCANDAL! In what everyone in America saw coming a mile away but apparently blindsided the Japanese, Zuffa pulled the plug on the Japanese PRIDE office, firing everyone with a phone call.

I can’t say I’m surprised. Actually, I am surprised that the office was even still open … sounds like a pretty sweet and easy job to have for a few months. Well, minus the soul-sucking aspect of not doing anything or knowing what’s going on. And then being fired over the phone and kicked out of the building. Okay, maybe that’s not the sweetest job ever, especially for those finicky Japanese. I’m sure there was much SHAME bestowed on everyone involved, many clenched fists, single tears, and shouts that Zuffa had no honor.

But hey, what was Zuffa to do? Japan has this hardcore attitude towards foreigners that makes doing business over there near impossible. To quote a western proverb, “Lucy ain’t ever going to let Charlie Brown kick that fucking football”. So it’s not really fair for them to get all pissy when Zuffa said stuff it and gave up on PRIDE.

  • http://flyingguardpass.blogspot.com/ garth

    “Well, minus the soul-sucking aspect of not doing anything or knowing what’s going on.”

    You know what you do then… HIJINX and SHENANIGANS. That and being drunk and/or having sex at work.

  • Ted Dibiase

    bang the cleaning woman and give her a cashmere sweater-

    whats left of pride? wrestling matches with zuluzihno and the giant silva?

  • nois29

    ….and American businesses say Japanese business practices are two-faced. :(

  • kentyman

    What was Dana supposed to do? Take each employee out to dinner at Pomodoro’s and let ‘em down easy?

  • Audacity

    Maybe the Japs were looking for a “it’s not you, it’s me”; “let’s just be friends”; or a “maybe we should see other corporate empires.”

  • Amy

    Have you let the beard go, or are you still rocking the Big John Studd?

  • http://fiveouncesofpain.com/ Matt C.

    Wonder if Zach is going to toss a link to a post that begins with “Zach Arnold has been walking around the past few days with a tent pitched in his pants”

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pitch+a+tent

  • Matt

    Oh Delicious!

  • http://www.fightlinker.com fightlinker

    Are there people out there who don’t know what a pitched tent is? My goodness. I was just gonna say RAGING BONER but I went for what i thought was the classy and clever alternative.

  • ajadoniz

    lol i like camping. i say fuck ‘em. they bombed pearl harbor and NOW they want dinner and a movie? Nay!

  • marshal

    They probably all telecommmuted anyways (no change in routine).
    Besides, how tough could that be to take compared to a Hiroshima?

  • Boshy Claus

    Charlie Brown? Fucking racist.

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